who was that wise person who once said, 'fuck stuff'?

[mopaul]

i think it was thursday or friday up in here. that whole philosophy is now stuck, fully formed in my head, and i've got a whole new outlook. bright, new vistas are opening up on the horizon and no obstacle can sway me as i proudly declare my new credo:

fuck stuff.

i wish i knew who that person was who ejaculated this profound utterance, and thusly changed my life.

[Donkeyboy75]

1. You can thank the great 21st century philosopher,

Screaming Lord Byron

[TreasonousBastard]

6. But, don't forget George Carlin...

who said it over 20 years ago.

His "Stuff" routine was a lesser-known classic.

[matcom]

2. that would be ScreamingLordByron if memory serves

we also decided that if you fuck stuff it sucks

[Donkeyboy75]

3. and it's hard to get stuff out of the stuffed animals one fucks

[matcom]

4. and turkey stuffing is warm when fucked

:crazy:

[Donkeyboy75]

5. Something about insulation, if I remember correctly.

[matcom]

7. i do believe your recollection would be accurate

although i am still not clear on the whole 'fucking the stuffing out of something' and how it relates to the accumulation of stuff

[Donkeyboy75]

10. I think it's because after you fuck the stuffing out of something

you are left with even more fucking stuff. Which is bad. Because stuff fucking sucks.

[matcom]

11. see this is where you and i differ

if i have stuff, and i fuck it, AND it then SUCKS, how is that bad? :shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

13. I just get so tired

after the fucking part, you know?

This is one of the reasons I love DU. I can still disagree with other progressives without it turning into a flame war.

[matcom]

15. your correct. we can respectfully disagree

so, i take it you are usually too tired for 'the money shot'?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. but if you suck stuff, does that make you fucked?

seems a reasonable corollary, non?

[Wilber_Stool]

8. George Carlin

A house is the place you keep your stuff.

[Shananigans]

9. It was me...

at least today!

[trof]

12. Same guy who said "shit happens"?

Cause it does, ya know.

[Redleg]

14. Is your PC stuff to be f*cked?

If so, you won't be able to post here anymore.

[SarahB]

16. Words of wisdom

Sometimes there just isn't anything else that can be said.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. fuck this

Just more useless stuff

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Fuck that post. It's useless stuff.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. It was the one and only, ScreamingLordByron himself.... thus

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1109337