Everyday phrases that sound dirty - but they aren't

[LynneSin]

I'll start it off: marinating the chicken

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Stroking the Ego

[BurtWorm]

2. Getting Randi

on Air America

[DS1]

3. Eating out

[Goldom]

4. I wanted to make this subject so many times!

Ok, hm, okay.

Dongle.

(A hardware device that serves as copy protection for certain software by rendering the software inoperable when the device is not plugged into a printer port.)
But doesn't it sound dirty??

Also, you can make anything sound dirty by following this equation: "I'll _verb_ your _noun_." Just use after any sentence. For example, after the previous sentence, it would be "I'll use your sentence." Other possibilities include "I'll interrobang your sentence!"
(A punctuation mark in the form of a question mark superimposed on an exclamation point, used to end a simultaneous question and exclamation)

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. You'll do WHAT?!

Pervert!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. These devices are ACTUALLY obscene

Copy prevention is the spawn of Satan.

[BurtWorm]

5. Supersize me!

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. I always masticate my sausage.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. OUCH! (nt)

[BurtWorm]

10. Jiggle the handle

[matcom]

11. debearding the clams

when they are REALLY fresh :D

[Tom_Foolery]

12. I like driving the backroads n/t

[GOPisEvil]

13. Shucking the corn off the cob.

[LynneSin]

14. polishing the wood

:bounce:

[Tom_Foolery]

15. Sofa King n/t

[Commendatori]

16. Entry control point (n/t)

[BurtWorm]

17. It's not the heat, it's the humidity

baby!

:smoke:

[Tom_Foolery]

18. Dangling Chad n/t

[arwalden]

19. Box Lunch

[GOPisEvil]

20. I like to enter through the back door.

What?! It's closer to the parking lot! :P

[BurtWorm]

21. Watering the rhododendron

[kmla]

22. Trimming the bush.

I always use hedge clippers. Black and Decker, actually.

[XNASA]

23. Pulled Pork

Heightened awareness

Stiff competition

Dip my Beef (which is what we say here when ordering an Italian Beef sandwich if we want it 'dipped' in the au jus sauce)

[pagerbear]

33. Pulleeze!

"au jus" is not a type of sauce, in spite of what you might read on luncheonette menus! "au jus" is a method of serving a sandwich. Literally, "with sauce"!

You may thank me at your leisure.

[BurtWorm]

24. Chewing the beef jerky

[arwalden]

25. Ball Washer (pic inside)

[BurtWorm]

28. Can't have dirty balls now, can we?

:o

[XNASA]

32. My favorite golf joke.

Back when I used to hit the links every now and then, I'd stand on the first tee and act like my shoulder was stiff. Then I'd say...

"I sure hope my shoulder doesn't give me any problems today. Last time I was out......I fell off of the ball washer."

Tah-dump.

[arwalden]

35. Boo, hiss!

(Take my wife... please.)

-- Allen

[On the Road]

26. "Look THAT Up in Your Funk & Wagnall's!"

[Tom_Foolery]

27. Slippery When Wet n/t

[LynneSin]

29. feeding the kitties

Just did that 10 minutes ago

[skip fox]

30. Shot your wad.

Means losing your money (wad of bills) shooting craps.

(Hey, 'shooting craps' almost qualifies, doesn't it?)

[sybylla]

31. Erection manual

I kid you not. My father-in-law was a dealer for a line of farm equipement in the 70's and he had an Erection Manual that told him how to assemble the machinery out of the crate.

[BurtWorm]

34. Hook up the Putzmeister

[LynneSin]

36. Bumping the thread

anyhow, trying to get grovelbot

[woofless]

37. "You gonna' eat that?"

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[BurtWorm]

42. Good one, GrovelBot!

I need to take a shower!

[Tom_Foolery]

39. Steel Frame Erection n/t

[arwalden]

40. Moth Balls / Mouse Balls

[arwalden]

41. Nut Cracker

[Wapsie B]

43. Playing with my balls.

n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

44. Heads Up!! n/t

[Mr. McD]

45. Are you coming?

[bif]

46. Phoning the Czar

A friend of mine made up that one.

[Tom_Foolery]

47. Laying Pipe n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

48. I just looked at my dipstick n/t

[AngryAmish]

49. Wiping the dog.

[burythehatchet]

50. Stiff shaft

every one of my clubs has a stiff shaft because I generate a lot of head speed.

But sometimes as I approach the box I will get all nostalgic and pull out my woody.

And then, when my ball is rolling towards the cup I will yell out - GET IN THE HOLE.

I love golf

[Richardo]

51. Base on balls

:D

[Onlooker]

52. I got him where it hurts ...

in the wallet.

[Mr. McD]

53. Lettuce, turnip, and pea.

[CBHagman]

54. And in South Carolina, you can say...

"Tony and I shagged all night," and it isn't even the slightest bit obscene. :-)

[BurtWorm]

55. Party at underpants'

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1133084

[lpbk2713]

56. Weenie Roast

Do you want your weenie in a bun?

[dolo amber]

57. The city of Durham's

"solid waste impact team". :D :bounce:

[DS1]

58. Thx to Oprah : Tossed Salad

:puke:

Okay Okay I know Oprah didn't coin the word :7

[DS1]

59. Frank & Beans

[geniph]

60. "Have you got it up yet?"

one of the commonest questions I ask of our field techs when I'm helping them on the phone or via the radio, usually because I've had them restart a device. You should see the looks you get from passersby when you ask that question.

[geniph]

61. Dirty Sanchez

(hey, sometimes it just means a Hispanic person who requires a shower!)

[sus]

62. who wants to cream my twinkie?

[sus]

64. "just reaching for my frankfurter...."

- Col Henry Blake

[SarahB]

63. What are you fiddling with?

[Onlooker]

65. I think I pulled a boner

[Calico Jack Rackham]

66. Toss the salad

Tossed salad

[rocktivity]

67. This is a term used in direct response advertising

Have you ever gotten a junk mail envelope with a pre-perforated piece that you're supposed to tear off, put in the envelope and mail back? That piece is called a "bang tail"!

:headbang:
rocknation

[Endangered Specie]

68. I just matriculated

...into Civil Engineering

[Endangered Specie]

69. "Are you going down"? ... On an elevator

[Tom_Foolery]

70. Let me get my putter out and sink that baby right in the hole. n/t

[Endangered Specie]

71. Hes still holding a 2 stroke lead.