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Edited on Fri May-14-04 02:37 AM by Jim Sagle
While out jogging one morning, w notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
The kid says, "Brand new kittens."
W laughs and says, "What kind?"
"Republicans," the child says.
"Oh, that's cute," w says and he runs off.
A couple of days later w, running with his buddy Dick Cheeeney, spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
W says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy. W says, "Look in the box, Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid, tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!", w says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "their eyes are open now."
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