How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to

[freetobegay]

change a light bulb?


The Answer: SEVEN:

(1) one to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed,

(2) one to question the patriotism of anyone who still thinks that the
light bulb needs to be changed,

(3) one to blame the previous administration for the fact that a light
bulb
is needed at all.

(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,

(5) one to get with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton millions of dollars for used light bulbs,

(6) one to arrange a photo-op of Bush changing a light bulb dressed in
a
flight suit under an American flag; and

(7) and one to explain the difference between screwing in a light bulb
and
screwing a country.

[Seeking Serenity]

1. I thought it was five

One to screw it in, and the other four to plot out world domination.

[slinkerwink]

2. I thought it was more than seven