The Swans -- before and after

[CatWoman]

The Swan
8:00 PM - FOX
Finally, after weeks of anticipation, FOX will reveal who -- from among the winning contestants from each "Swan" episode -- will be crowned "The Ultimate Swan." I know I've been waiting with bated breath ... for the season to end, that is. I really could care less who wins this bizarre excuse for a "beauty pageant." The winner will receive hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cash and prizes -- hopefully including continued sessions with the show's psychological consultant. I think some enterprising network exec should combine all these shows into one: Get surgery, pick a mate from a group of the opposite sex (some gay, natch), followed by an extreme stunt involving little people.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,584|||,00.html

[bluestateguy]

1. I'd rather look at them than Bush tonight

I'll read a transcript of the speech online.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And then they should let me and a few others go after them with tire irons

and the rid the world of at least a little bit of bad taste...


you know, both of those makeovers look hideous. The women pre-makeover had beautiful natural smiles, but now their faces look all tightened up like a bad lugnut (to continue the tire metaphor).

[wtmusic]

3. Yeah they're real Barbie-dolls

Purty as a pic-ture.

[hedda_foil]

4. I don't know what's been done to their bodies but ...

Their faces would have looked more attractive with a good makeup job and hair coloring and styling. Neither woman needed plastic work on her face in the first place. And whatever was done to them makes them look worse, not better.

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

5. I thought you where talking about the group....

..you know, The Swans....

[solinvictus]

8. Me too...

I was wondering what happened to Mike Gira.

[Book Lover]

6. Hmmm... pre-makeover - no makeup

Post-makeover - makeup

Pre-makeover - severe hair style, simple pullback
Post-makeover - hair lightened and falls around face

Pre-makeover - headshots against dull grey background
Post-makeover - headshots taken against background with some color

I'm just sayin'...

[CatWoman]

7. lol

you are just tooooooooooo cynical :thumbsup: