How much of a tool am I?

[Dookus]

I just bought a vibrating flosser. Why? I dunno. The commercial made me think I needed it.

I also own a razor with three blades.

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Mach 3 is a neccessity, not a luxury..

I cant shave with anything else.

A vibrating flosser is cool too, I have a vibrating toothbrush my dentist gave me....so what? Im a tool with a girlfriend I guess..

[huellewig]

12. A mach 3 is a must, but..

A new big boy is about to make love to my face.

I present:


http://209.35.185.42/ShopSite/Merkur_Vision_Safety_Razor.html

It's a bit spendy. Every once in a while you have to treat yourself right..

[WilliamPitt]

13. My dad had one of those

How well do they work? How hard is it to find razors?

[WilliamPitt]

2. I, too, own a razor with three blades

after dabbling briefly with a razor that had four blades. It was like shaving with a sharp rock, so I went back to the three blade razor because, well, clearly I need three blades.

Haven't gotten the vibrating flosser yet. Does it do anything else?

[Dookus]

3. well...

it gives a helluva prostate massage if you don't follow the directions.

[WilliamPitt]

4. And what, exactly, are you flossing these days?

[Dookus]

5. Umm...

I was changing a lightbulb and I slipped and landed on it. It was the damnedest thing...

[WilliamPitt]

6. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, I really *am* talking out of my ass! I'm saying 'Bzzzzzzzzzzzz' out of my ass!

[Dookus]

7. ok, ok...

I'll come clean.

I had a piece of gristle stuck between my cheeks. Don't ask.

[Eye and Monkey]

8. You need another enigma.

[WilliamPitt]

9. Was it from this?

[Dookus]

10. as a matter of fact, NO

it was beef gristle, thank you very much.

[WilliamPitt]

11. So it wasn't 'The Other White Meat'?

[neverborn]

14. I also own a Mach 3.