Dennis Kucinich: 50% in the Andromeda Galaxy.

[trumad]

From a campaign email:

Hi everyone, this is Dennis!

I just got off the phone with an ABC reporter from the Andromeda Galaxy, who informed me that we took 50% of the vote in the Galaxy state caucus. That is tremendous news for a campaign that has been growing with strength across this Universe, and now we've achieved a first place tie in a Galaxy, and I'm so excited about it!

As you know in the last week we've had a lot of success. We started off the last week with 17% in Cardassia. We went to 25% in the Ferengi state caucus. We went to 30% in the state convention in Gorn. And now we've received word of 50% in the Andromeda Galaxy. I'm in the Alternate Universe now. I've been campaigning across this Universe for the primary, which is on June the 8th.

In the last 10 days, we've had stories in the LA Times, in the New York Times, in USA Today. I've been on Meet the Press, on Crossfire, on the Wolf Blitzer show, and on MSNBC. And there's more attention being given to our message. And our stand for peace and for civil liberties and health care for all and fair trade is finally beginning to resonate!

[sniffa]

1. bwahahahaha

can i borrow this? it great.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. 25% in Ferengi caucus proves this mail is bogus

99.9% of Ferengi are freepers. :D

[underpants]

3. So he's got that going for him

Which is nice.

[Zuni]

7. So I said, Hey llama

reminds me of Bill Murray in caddyshack
So i got that goin for me....

[underpants]

8. How about something...you know.....for the effort

He says you will receive nothing now but on your deathbed you will attain total conciousness...

Yeah that is what I meant/where I got it from.

[rex 555]

4. Hey!

This is a really cheap shot. We Democrats are the BIG PARTY and we have alot of good candidates. DON'T TEAR DOWN DK. He is running an honest campaign and to post this could be regrettable later. I hope you aren't a bully. I was for Clark in the primaries. Now I support Kerry,he won. Let DK promote his message,it has a place and needs to be heard.

[Zorra]

5. Terrans: A Message From The Andromedan Inter-Galactic Peace

Council:

Dear Fellow Members Of The Universe: It has come to the attention of the Council that a warlike, highly destructive, profit oriented commercial entity has irrevocably taken control of the governing processes of the Planet Earth.

These unfortunate circumstances, and the threat that these circumstances pose to the safety of life on Earth and other life forms in the Universe, have prompted the AIGPC to take corrective action.

The AIGPC has voted to temporarily suspend the Prime Directive of non-interference with planetary evolutions.

It has come to our attention that one of your leaders, Dennis Kucinich, is proposing policies which are similar to the AIGPC's recommendations for achieving the solutions necessary to promote your evolution and prevent the impending extinction of your species and most of the other species that exist on your planet.

Emissaries from the the AIGPC will soon be visiting your planet. We will not harm any form of life in any way. However, it will be necessary to place a substantial number of your world's political and economic leaders in a state of suspended animation, where they will remain until the Council has determined that their ability to cause harm is effectively neutralized.

The AIGPC has unanimously voted to help set up an effective interim government for the people of Earth, and has concluded that Mr. Kucinich displays the mentality, and leadership qualities, most suited to advancing processes for peaceful evolution on your planet.

Your planet is out of control. Get your shit together.

We have recently visited your planet and will be contacting you in the very near future.

Peace.

Sincerely,
Valentine Michael Smith,
Secretary General, AIGPC
;-)

[Zuni]

6. Has DK been sniffing glue?

I knew he was unconventional, but this is weird, especially for a guy trying to become President.