Favorite Beavis and Butthead episode

[ButterflyBlood]

mine's the one where they find the credit card in the ATM machine, guess the password and end up on america's most wanted. just about every single line in that one is hilarious.

and of course, you have to mention the one where beavis got a nosebleed. priceless.

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. The Great Cornholio - no question about it.

Washing the Dog is a close second.

[daligirrl]

2. My favorite is

when they participate in Mr. VanDriesen's drumming circle. Beavis gets all sugared up and drums for 24 hours straight.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. The one where they get high on paint thinner

and paint Anderson's cat...dont remember the name of the episode
"huh huh-huhhuh- paint his butt...huhhuh...huhu"

[indigobusiness]

4. America has lost its way without the High Philosophy of Beavis and

Butthead.

We are a broken land without the psychosocial lessons of that show.

I can't choose an episode.

[NewHampshireDem]

5. "Men have feelings too ... can I share mine with you?"

And the documentary episode:

"What's cool?"
"Uh, things that don't suck."
"And what sucks?"
"Uh, things that aren't cool."

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Cornholio.

Of course, the first Cornholio sequel was also great!

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7. Cornholio, Mr Anderson Balls and Woodshop

"Meh heh he heh, I think I'm getting a stiffie".

"Heh heh meh heh, why do you think they call it woodshop"?

[HornBuckler]

8. I Enjoy The One Where Butthead Chokes On A Nacho

And Turns Every Color In The Rainbow

[JVS]

10. I think it was a piece of chicken

[southpaw]

13. It was chicken...

Beavis was supposed to be out finding help, but forgot all about his best friend dying in the floor... until the phrase "Butthead...choking...chicken" skittered through his mind...

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15. "Have you Heimliched the victim?"

"Have I licked his rectum? No way!"

[JVS]

9. When they get "fitshased" on Non-alcoholic beer

[southpaw]

11. They're watching Beverly Hillbillies...

and are inspired to dig for oil in the back yard. They rupture a sewer pipe and think that the resulting shit-shower is "Texas tea"

Garbage can full of raw sewage + Tom Anderson = hilarity on a grand scale

[bbernardini]

12. The Todd Rundgren reference and the toilet in a video segment...

Both of these were in a video-watching segment. One had a video with somebody wearing boots with large soles. One of them said it was Todd Rundgren.

In the other, a toilet appeared in a video. Beavis was beside himself, saying "Where there's a toilet, there's poop! And pee!" Butthead's response is "Yep...a little something for everybody."

[Merrick]

14. the one when they photo copy money -

including nickels (at ten cents a copy) in order to get rich. Then they go to the convenience store where at the counter, in an attempt to impress a hot chick, Beavis shoves some paper nickels into the March of Dimes jar and grunts, "I like to help the kids."

also the halloween episode where Beavis (i think) pours cheese whiz on his head and says he's nachos.

[ButterflyBlood]

16. nah, that was Butthead

Beavis put the underwear on his head and said he was a "nad"