"moonbat commie from the Democratic Underground. How would you kill him?"

[Barney Gumble]

from mad mikey's blog:
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If you were stranded on an island with a moonbat commie from the Democratic Underground. How would you kill him?

a) Bash his head in with a coconut.

b) Cut him into small pieces to use for bait when fishing for sharks.

c) Bury him in the sand up to his neck and let the crabs pick at his flesh before the high tide drowns him.

d) Read the Constitution to him 100 times before impaling him on a sharpened bamboo stalk.

I'd choose option (d) followed by option (b) since I'd like to eat.
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But they're not Nazi's, so stop saying that.

http://madmikey.blogspot.com/2003_08_17_madmikey_archive.html#106150685475226454

[SOteric]

1. He can read?!!

[arcane1]

2. "moonbat"?

:wtf: is a moonbat?

I would LOVE to have this person read me the constitution!

[Skittles]

8. YEAH

like HE'S ever read it

[AliceWonderland]

3. I'm shocked!

Those fascist fanatics know that there exists something called a Constitution???!

I'm shocked. Really.

[efhmc]

4. SEXISM!!!! Why does he think(?) that all DUers are male. Now I'm mad.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. He would not kill female DUer's...

since he needs someone to cook the shark and wash his clothes.

[ibegurpard]

6. Who's madmikey?

I'd choose option D if it was my choice for how they bumped ME off...you see, I have a great appreciation for irony and at least I could get one last laugh out of life from the irony of a tool like this reading the constitution to me with a straight face.

[5thGenDemocrat]

7. It's satire

I think it's pretty funny in an imbecilic sort of way.
The FReepers once called me "1stGenMarxist." Truth is, I laughed at that, too (mumsie was the first Marxist).
John
But if he really wants to bash my head in with a coconut, I'll send him my fucking address. I'm not a "tree-hugging" liberal -- I'm a "sock-you-in-the-nose" liberal. A type that probably died out with LBJ, I reckon.
Rant over.

[davsand]

9. You are swinging a set...

...a lot of "librul" men are.*

Thing is, you guys are well aware of the fact that sometimes you can beat on most of them till your arms get tired and they still won't understand. Don't EVEN attempt to reason with any of 'em!!!

Laura


*and if you stop to think about it, the only sets worth even discussing are attached to liberal men! :)

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

13. "sock-you-in-the-nose" liberal like LBJ

there's plenty of us still around :)

[JackSwift]

10. What makes these lightweights think they could take JackSwift?

Hey, Republicans, I'll show you the meaning of "bring it on". Squandering the lives of people who want to serve their country just for your pride?

And I've never yet beat on a fool to make them understand, people watching wouldn't be able to tell the difference. No, I beat on mofos for the very satisfactory sounds.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. The poor cretin...

Couldn't come up with anything more creative than those?

I'd think of a good way for him to die, but it'd be totally wasted.

[Fixated]

12. ...

Wow. Some idiot hates us. La di da. Moonbat? This guy is either twelve or seventy.