Peeping Up Women's Skirts Found Dangerous To Health

[matcom]

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HAMILTON, Ontario -- Peeping can be dangerous to your health -- and your teeth, too.

A Canadian man got his front teeth knocked out, after he was allegedly caught peeking up a woman's skirt. Police in Hamilton, Ontario, say a 22-year-old woman was shopping when she noticed a man standing next to her. The guy had a mirror on a key chain and was angling it to look up her skirt.

According to police, the woman ran to get her boyfriend -- who punched the alleged peeper in the face, knocking out his two front teeth.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3367916/detail.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. If you do something like that, you deserve what you get.

[matcom]

2. i deserve WHAT?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

3. Er, just don't get caught...

...the Triad will disavow any ties to you. :P

[matcom]

4. never

the Triad took an oath to protect me at ANY cost. that means if I get caught, either YOU or ZOMBY must fall on the sword and take the blame.

you signed the contract. :D

[DS1]

5. That's when you three bust into

Federally
Appointed
Response
Triad

mode and get in your pink combat suits...

[matcom]

6. Does My Combat Suit make my hips look fat?

[GOPisEvil]

10. Actually, it kinda flattens your ass...

...:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. No, your hips make your hips look fat

stop blaming the fabric! :spank:

personally, I think you look cute in that little superhero outfit.

[VelmaD]

7. Woulda been a better story if...

she had decked him herself. I would have knocked his lights out personally if it had been me.

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. oh come on

you know you would have been flattered.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

9. Uhh...no

I would have likely done much worse to him than the boyfriend in the story did. It's the whole non-consensual aspect of what this peeper guy was doing that is a complete turn-off.

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. yeah but

you would have enjoyed kicking his ass, you have to admit that.

:D

[Guy_Montag]

17. So if I get you permission...

ummm,I think I better stop there, we were getting on so well last night.:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

19. I don't understand why this whole concept...

seems to be so difficult for you boys to grasp. If you ask nicely I might just flash you a peek. ;) But if you don't ask permission...then I'm gonna flatten you.

I'm a perv, but on my terms thank you very much. :)

[Guy_Montag]

20. If you really want to get me going...

a deliberate flash of stocking tops. That blows my head off!

Seeing everything can be good, but seeing a little is better.

[VelmaD]

21. Stockings are so much more fun...

than pantyhose. Pantyhose are a tool of the devil.

[Guy_Montag]

22. I definately agree on that one...

they're really not sexy.

& I guess for a girl wearing stockings, you know that you can raise the blood pressure of any chap, just by hitching up your skirt a tiny bit.

[VelmaD]

23. Not sexy and...

sweaty and hot and itchy as hell. Pantyhose...blech.

And yes, you're right...guys are easy. :P

Honestly though I'm not much of one for wearing skirts. Too much of a tomboy for that. I prefer to wear hip huggers and flash little peeks at the tatoo on my hip instead. :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

24. What's your tatoo of?

"Kiss me here";)

[VelmaD]

25. Nothing that obvious

The tatoo on my hip is a spiral sun. It's red and yellow with just a hint of purple edging. Got another tat on my shoulder of a crescent moon and shooting star...it's in several shades of blue.

[Guy_Montag]

26. Thanks for adding the extra details for my...

mental image of "Velma in a bubblebath" from yesterday:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

27. Hang on to your hat then...

'cause here's what they look like.





Dangit - I can't get the second pic to show on my puter. If it isn't showing up on yours then pm me and I'll send you the url

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. oh HELLLLLLLLLLLL no!

Pantyhose are god's gift to men!! They make legs look long, smooth, and very very sexy!!! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

29. You've gone mental

There is NO sexy way to get out of a pair of pantyhose.

BTW, the fire alarm just went off in my building. Back after a while people.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

31. Get out of?? Screw that! Poke a hole!!!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

37. I suppose that would do in a pinch...

but who wants to run their hands over scratchy pantyhose when they could be touching warm bare skin?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

38. Well, I didn't say it was fun ALL the time...

But every now and then, it gets the motor running

[Guy_Montag]

35. Rats,

just before you posted that pic I was about to go home, now I have to wait, with baited breath, for you to return.

And you're right about the pantyhose too. Stockings cannot be taken off without it being sexy!

[VelmaD]

36. I sent you the link

Have fun with it. :)

And there is one way for taking stockings off to NOT be sexy. When it's those awful stockings that have the sticky stuff on the back so you don't have to wear garters. That stuff is not particularly attractive. :shrug:

Unfortunately the ability to remove garters is a skill that is sadly lacking amongst men nowadays. *sigh* ;)

[Guy_Montag]

39. I guess I need some practice with that one

If you could just give me a demonstration and then I'll try for myself:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

40. Sorry...no garters today

We've gone "casual dress" for the summer here. Blue jeans at work every day baybee. WOOHOO!

[Guy_Montag]

41. I wear shorts & t-shirt to work...

it's nice to work in a uni. :-)

[VelmaD]

42. No fair

*pout*

We still have to dress "nice"...whatever that means. I love these vague memos from management.

[Guy_Montag]

30. You're just weird!

Can you really tell me that pantyhose (tights I guess) is sexier that stockings & suspenders (or whatever you Yanks call them).

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

32. You mean garter belts?

If so, I'd say they run dead even.

[geniph]

33. Pantyhose make women look like Barbies!

anatomically incorrect! This is NOT a good look!

I have gotten guys (ones I was deliberately working on) to have to go sit down just by "accidentally" showing the tiniest bit of stocking top. There's ways to do it that will cause a guy with a lingerie fetish (like my husband) to all but have heart palpitations.

:evilgrin:

It almost never fails. They follow you like ducklings after mama duck after that. It probably doesn't hurt that I favor stockings with lace tops.

[SOteric]

16. OhYeah.

I'm not very big, but I'd have found a way to do some damage. And found great satisfaction in it, too.

[geniph]

34. chances are pretty fair he'd have gotten a kick in the teeth

had that been me. Flashing is entirely on MY terms, with guys I know, sorry.

[underpants]

12. Reminds me I need to polish up the mirrors on my shoes

:spank:

[DS1]

13. What? No Corframs? Amateur

[underpants]

14. I have them packed in storage

Stupid me!

[yellowcanine]

18. "Do Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?" - title of book by a Catholic

girls' school survivor. Apparently the nuns gave this reason for forbidding the wearing of patent leather shoes.