Sean Hannity, Michael Savage or Rush Limbaugh (for gals!!)

[LynneSin]

Thanks Mike Daniels - I'm copying your thread but for us gals!!

The earth has been wiped out by some plague and you (hypothetically) are the last remaining female left and the three assholes of the right wing are the only males left.

Since it's your noble responsibility to help repopulate the earth, who do you choose to be Eve to your Adam?

Conditions:

You can't let the human race die out so you have to go with one.

There isn't a gun available so you can't kill yourself after doing the deed either.

Who would YOU choose???

[demnan]

1. No way

Let the human race die out, what better reason is needed than the gene pool offered here.

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Throw myself off a cliff....

...can't do that? DAMN! I guess I'd go with Hannity, as he's not completely physically repugnant. :puke: anyway...

[LynneSin]

4. Yeah, it would have to be Hannity

Plus he kinda looks like Christopher Noth (Mr. Big from 'Sex and the City'), I could close my eyes and fantasy I was with Noth. (btw, Noth is a liberal)

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. ewwww

Lynne and Hannity, sittin in a tree....

[salinen]

6. Oh,

my Mother mentioned there were girls like you.

[MuseRider]

3. Never, not ever.

The human race is overrated anyway.

[tandot]

5. With a paper bag on his head, duct tape across his mouth,

and his hands tied behind his back, I would go with Hannity. He is the least repulsive physically. :puke:

[TOhioLiberal]

8. Hmmm....

guess you'll be doing all the 'work', eh? :)

be easier to get him to, um, give himself a hand, and use a turkey baster or something...

[tandot]

16. darn...turkey baster...why didn't I think of that? I guess I didn't

have enough coffee this morning.

If the turkey baster is an option, I'd have all three guys masturbate EACH other (a little "fraternity prank" for those hate-filled, idiotic homophobics).

[underpants]

9. I think Hannity is spoken for

Mark Fuhrman

[LWolf]

10. Well, I can't let the human race die out.

So here's what I do. The human race needs genetic diversity; it'll have to be all 3. When the time is right, I'll let one pass me a turkey baster through the bars of his cave/cage. A different one each year/time. All 3 will need to have their tongues removed, or something. Can't have them talking to the innocent new generation.

Just how many times do I have to do this to repopulate the world?

[searchingforlight]

11. I would reach in and rip out my uterus with my bare hands.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. I would make all three of them my bitch boys

:spank:

And after a steady regimen of breaking their wills I would deign to screw the one who was the most successfully rehabilitated. The other two would get to watch so that they could rethink their political agendas.

Well, you asked.

Seriously, why do people like to fantasize about repulsive sex? I saw the boys' version of this question but just rolled my eyes. Some men will screw anything so not even bad politics would stop them. But since women have the advantage in these matters, we don't have to put up with right wing assholes. In other words, they wouldn't stay right wing very long.

O8)

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Just the idea....

...of screwing ANY of them is enough to make me wish I was a lesbian... :puke:!!!!

[MissMillie]

13. Thank goodness

I had my tubes tied 8 years ago. You can't count on me to repopulate the earth.

[flamingyouth]

14. I guess I'd have to say Sean Hannity

It absolutely couldn't be Michael Savage or Rush Limbaugh. I feel scared and dirty now. :scared:

[geniph]

17. I can't help but channel Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog

(or is it Comic Insult Dog?)

Any of 'em would be great...

...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

:puke:

Thanks to all the gods for tubal ligation. Gonna have to find another guinea pig to bump monkeys with one of those stupid ugly bastards.

[SiouxJ]

18. R.I.P. Human Race

Sorry, some things are just too repulsive to even contemplate.