Bad first date questions

[pagerbear]

1. Were you incested?
2. Would you mind catheterizing me? I have to do this at regularly scheduled times.
3. How did you get that black eye?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. So...

if I were sent to jail for rape, would you wait for me?

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. does this spedo make me look fat?

[Guy_Montag]

3. Is that lump on your face cancerous?

So how did you get a fatwa placed on you?
Is it by the hour, that you charge or per trick?

[dedhed]

4. Does this look infected to you?

[GOPisEvil]

5. So, am I gettin' some tonight or what?

[Bronco69]

Would you mind

taking a look at this rash?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Do you find genital warts attractive?

[terrya]

7. "How big is your penis?"

That's one of those questions that shouldn't be asked on a first date. :-)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. Response:

Come back to my place and I'll show ya.... :evilgrin:

[underpants]

8. The 3 questions that I always asked

1.Are you now or have you ever been a man?
2.Is there any history of female baldness in your family?
3.(Wildcard)

Odd I didn't get married until I was 35.

[gpandas]

10. did you fart?

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Are you married?

[TlalocW]

12. Mine

1. Are those real?
2. Is it okay if we go Dutch tonight?
3. Can I borrow your cell phone to check in with my parole officer?
4. Isn't President Bush great?

TlalocW

[bif]

13. How do you get rid of crabs?

n/t

[sundog]

14. Anything involving religion...

Once went on a date & ended up arguing over religious ideology for the whole date... needless to say it went nowhere after that... probably for the better...

[geniph]

15. Spit or swallow?

[HEyHEY]

16. So do you know that cute girl we ran into at the movies?

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. are you also a great lover of animals?

Wow, you ever see the racks on those Hooters girls?

[tsakshaug]

18. my feet itch

mind if I take off my shoes?

[SoCalDem]

19. Can I borrow $50 ?

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Are you wearing Eau De Flatulent Whale?

[tsakshaug]

21. Why

does it hurt when I pee?

[m-jean03]

22. Do you mind riding in the back seat?

My dog always sits up front.

[m-jean03]

23. Thank god I met you -- Will you help me pop

the pimples on my back?

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. I was JUST going to post that!!!!!

substitue boils for pimples though...

Great minds think alike.

[m-jean03]

26. We'd have had a great

first date, wouldn't we? :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

28. LOL indeed

once you get past boils and pimples, you can pretty much talk about ANYTHING.

[tsakshaug]

25. Do you want children?

Want to start tonight?

[catmandu57]

27. Do the cuffs match the collar?

top or bottom?

[m-jean03]

29. Is my tie straight? Is my tie straight? Are you sure

that my tie is straight? . . . (Gene Wilder, "Haunted Honeymoon")

[Amaya]

30. How about:

1.Do you love me?
2.Are your boobs real?
3.Have you ever tried anal sex?
4.Can we have a threesome?
:D

[bif]

31. Do you know how to lance a boil?

[Commendatori]

32. Is your mom as hot as you, and if so...?