Why is Matcom OBSESSED with my carpeting???

[LynneSin]

He swears I never vacuum, not that he's ever been in my home. But his logic comes from these 2 photos of my cat:


and


what's on the floor are shreads of cardboard from that cardboard cat scratcher that my cats love to play with. Heck, I'll find Evita sleeping on top of it.

This is the toy:

Anyhow, I vacuum once a week and EVERYDAY I pick up shreads of cardboard from the carpeting by that damn toy. And yet for some reason Matcom is OBSESSED with the fact that for some reason I don't vacuum my carpeting.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER With MATCOM????

[Fenris]

1. It's sad. When you mentioned your "carpeting" I thought of something else.

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

2. a complex question (your last), requires a complex answer

just keep it trimmed

that is all :P

:*

[LynneSin]

4. You can't be drunk all of the time

I mean, your liver only has a finite number of cells.

[matcom]

5. who said anything about DRUNK?

new thread:

WHY is LynneSin ALWAYS wanting ME to get DRUNK?

[LynneSin]

7. YOU EDITED YOUR DAMN ANSWER

And I don't have to get you drunk if I wanted to take advantage of you

:mad:

[MissMillie]

3. Maybe he wants to become a lesbian

And his mamma told him that he had to munch on carpet


(South Park reference intended)

[plcdude]

6. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

one of the real pleasures in life.

[Briarius]

8. Perhaps he's worried it doesn't match the drapes

you know matcom, always worried about people's interior decorating skills :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

9. They all match

:bounce:

[underpants]

10. "Muchies"?

:shrug:

[DS1]

11. Because his asshole itches. You figure the rest out.