That god damn drunk barmaid from next door keeps coming over

[m-jean03]

What should I do about her???? Help!

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Seduce her!

And take pictures!

[m-jean03]

2. That won't be hard!

She can't keep her hands OFF of me!!!

:bounce:

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Why am I never where I want to be???

:cry:

[kymar57]

3. and you are where exactly ? n/t

[m-jean03]

4. Germany, c. 1487

The wenches cain't get enough of me loving! :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Idiot.

She is CLEARLY a Bavarian Bierhure.

[m-jean03]

7. Oh yeah.

You're right.
She gets me so drunk, I tend to forget where I am.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Now you're just teasing me.

[m-jean03]

9. No, I really AM shit faced drunk and hanging out with a

horny Bavarian barmaid! :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. PLEASE...

...TAKE PICTURES!!!

[Fenris]

10. A little oily, don't you think?

And clearly, WhitacreD_WI, she's Flemish.;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. My ass, monkey-boy.

She's as flemish as I am Manicunean.

[Fenris]

13. Ha! The Flemish are rosy! She's not pale enough to be a Mancunian.

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. But I am!

Although, I outweigh them by a good five stone.

[m-jean03]

14. I just gave her a massage.

That's almond oil. :P

[Fenris]

15. GOD you're a tease, m-jean. Whitacre's head's going to explode.

One of them, at least.

*rimshot*

[m-jean03]

16. QUICK!! Call in the bomb

squad for defusion!

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. God damn, Ann is hot.

:bounce:

[RC]

19. Damn, warn me next time.

That's gross.