Caption: JP2 to canonise Junior in D Day Landings Celebration?

[emad]

http://prorev.com/!pope.jpg

As Scare Force One touches down on the Vatican tarmac later today, the Papal Office for Miracles confirms Junior has asked to be canonised....

[wysimdnwyg]

1. W: And so, the Lord said unto them, go forth and mul..

moolt... Hey, Johnny, what's this word?

[terrya]

2. "I'm old, I'm sick and now I have to sit and listen to this imbicile"

[bluedeminredstate]

3. "Jesus H. Christ!"

"He can't even pronounce POPE! No one has ever called me POOP John Paul! What a dick..."

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Gonna really wow him now."

http://prorev.com/!pope.jpg

and begins reading: "Dear Mr. Pope, I hope you are doing well. I know you are old, but keep up your spirirts for all of us, okay? You are important to all of us. I must admit I didn't know any Catholics when I was growing up, only Christians. But I've learned it's a small world and there are Catholics in America too and they can even vote and stuff. So I say, please stick around and we all hope you're feeling better. Your new friend, George, the President."

W. continues "thinking":"Wow. Wonder if he'll knight me or something."

[Bridget Burke]

5. To be eligible for canonization.....

First, you need to be dead. Junie doesn't qualify.

[BringEmOn]

6. "I endorsed this moran because he opposes abortion...what was I thinking?"

[skip fox]

7. The Pope is thinking: "NOw I gotta reconsider my position

on abortion. I wonder if we can have one retroactively performed?"

[GOPisEvil]

8. Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! What an IDIOT!!!!

[zbdent]

9. "Not another Polack joke. And even his ad-libs are scripted, and yet

he can't even get that right!!"

[cosmicdot]

10. W: "signed, George W. Bush, the anti-Christ" ... naw, I'm just jiving ya