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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:14 AM
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The Perfect Storm of all CAPTIONS!!!!


W. is "thinking": "Geez. Saw Karl emptying out his drawers last night. He said we got a 'perfect storm comin,' but when I asked him what he meant, all he said was ,'You figure it out, Numbnuts; I'm outta here. And don't try calling cause I got you blocked. Now would you get outta my freakin' way?' And he left just like that. When I asked Dick what he meant, he said 'We ain't gotta chance in shit, kid. We got scandals to the eyeballs and the whole summer season for the media to feed. If we can't come up with a missing intern, or a star who brutally kills his wife, or some schmuck that kills his wife and unborn kid, we're outta luck.' So I've been thinking . . . How 'bout a star intern that kills his wife and unborn twins. . . . I mean, that should do it . . . right?"
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:15 AM
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1. Tenet's leavin' too? Don't nobody wanna play with me no more?
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:23 AM
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2. uhhh....What Would Nixon Do?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:31 AM
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3. The writing is on the wall........but he can't read it
:bounce:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:33 AM
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4. W. is "thinking": "Gee. I hope nobody puts it together:
yesterday I see my lawyer about leaking the name of a CIA agent and today the head of the CIA resigns. I wonder if anyone will even notice?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:36 AM
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5. LOL skip
I am sure that has been said many times on many threads here today but that crystalized it for me.

I guess we are going to get a WHOLE lot of Scott Peterson trial coverage huh?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 02:39 PM
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6. Cable News Ad: Tune in tonight as begin the full-rerun of the OJ Trial
... uninterrupted ... from before the street chase scene through the final verdict ...
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