2 of 52 Disgusting Reasons to Support Bush! How low can you go!

[KoKo]

(This may have been posted down here, before, but I just came across the ad, so here's one more time) Disgusting the kind of crap Bush lovers come up with to vote for him...:puke:







Are you tired of Republican bashing? Tired of Bush bashing? Tired of America bashing? Well this is the "deck" for you! This deck of normal playing cards gives "52 REASONS" why we should re-elect one of the Greatest Presidents of our time, George W. Bush.
Vote Bush in '04!
YES, Greatest! These are positive cards that support President Bush and his re-election!!! These are the only "Pro-Bush" playing cards out there with any real content! A great collectors item.

Great for collecting and playing!
http://www.newtscards.com/george_w_bush_playing_cards.asp

[MissMillie]

1. ralph

:puke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. They also offer the 52 reasons NOT to re-elect Shrub deck

http://www.newtscards.com/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=BUSH-6

Angry about the war? Concerned about the environment? Worried about your civil liberties? Disgusted by the control big business has over the government? Well, we can't vote anyone out of office until November. But you can make sure people know who George W. Bush & Co. really is. That's why these Bush Cards were developed.

Do you know who in the Bush administration is an ex-con? Or who never graduated from college? Can you guess the cabinet member who had an oil tanker named after them? Think...do you know whose nickname is "Yoda" and whose nickname is "Turd Blossom"?

Though the site does say they don't agree with much of what is on these cards, they still liked them.

[KoKo]

4. I didn't see that on the site. Were they trying to be "fair and balanced?

:D....I clicked on it scanned through and wanted to :puke: so I got off fast after I cut and pasted the two Bush Cards I thought were most offensive to me.

I don't want to hit them again...but glad to know they are just a "commercial site" making a buck...from both sides. Ugh..

Who knows they might be worth a fortune 50 years from now..but as Bush says: "We will all be dead."

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I got the feeling that they are biased to the right,

but willing to offer stuff from all sides. They also have a set of cards with matching sets for liberals and sets for conservatives. I figure mostly they want to make money, which is fine and alright with me, and aren't obnoxious about their conservatism.

:-)

[sniffa]

3. are you

tired of anti-american LiberaLs and terrorists? if you Love freedom, then send us money for our hackneyed product.

[amjsjc]

6. 10 reasons to vote for Bush:

1) I was going to vote for Kerry but my hand slipped
2) My big invisible friend said I'd go to hell if I don't
3) I haven't read a newspaper since the Carter administration
4) The new electronic voting machine dosen't give me a choice in the matter.
5) I actually believe Ralph Nader's claptrap about democrats and Republicans being the same thing.
6) I think that the best way to teach my kids prudence and self discipline is to ensure that they'll spend the remainder of their natural lives paying off Bush's deficits.
7) I got where I am today by selling my conscience to satan for a hundred million dollars.
8) I'm not up on the whole concept that government spending has to be paid for.
9) Invasions of other countries and a subcription to Fox news more entertaining, and cheaper, than most movies.
10) I am, in short a complete and utter moron.

[KamaAina]

7. They should only have 51 cards

'cause it's obvious they're not playing with a full deck :evilgrin:

[Nevernose]

8. When all else fails for Republicans --

Just make shit up!