How many bushies are needed to replace a lightbulb?
Question:
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
Answer:
SEVEN
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb; 3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb; 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs; 5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries on millin dollars for a lightbulb; 6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, and finally; 7. One to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.....
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