BE THE LESBIANEST to respond to this thread!!!

ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:02 PM
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BE THE LESBIANEST to respond to this thread!!!

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Whitacre D_WI

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:03 PM
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1. I totally love to have sex with women.

I could eat pussy all day.

DAMN! I'm a man! :(:(:(

I'm sorry, Forrest. I failed you.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:11 PM
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5. Failed me? Dude, you ARE me!

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:06 PM
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2. i want to marry my wife!

so there!

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:13 PM
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6. Now you're talking!

Maybe one day soon it'll be a little more accessible than hit-and-run enlightened actions resulting from renegade local politicians.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:14 PM
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8. History will remember Gavin Newsom as a great hero.

I wish there were more politicians like him. :(

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Misunderestimator

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:10 PM
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3. Hmm, well let's see... I've probably had more girlfriends...

than most men on this site... :) :bounce:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:13 PM
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7. You'd probably beat my total, regardless

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MsUnderstood

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:11 PM
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4. Did anyone get a good look at the home depot ad last Sunday

They've got a helluva sell on tile. . .

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:15 PM
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9. Oooooo...this is good!

And check out that sale on plaid shirts at JC Penney's. :D

Seriously, NSMA's gonna paddle my bootie for this.

If I'm really lucky.

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Misunderestimator

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:16 PM
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10. I'll beat her too it, you jackass.

:) kidding.... plaid shirts... oh please.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:33 PM
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12. I never quite got the whole 'plaid shirts' thing

Wasn't that the grunge signalling device?

Feel free to join the line, though, paddle in hand... :D

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:23 PM
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11. we can do it!

http://afsf.lackland.af.mil/Images/WWII/pages/WWII%20We%20Can%20Do%20It_gif.htm

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jun-03-04 05:34 PM
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13. It's Rosie the Riveter!

Giving a rude sign!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu Jun-03-04 06:33 PM
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14. Show me your power tools and I'll think about it!

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m-jean03

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Thu Jun-03-04 06:35 PM
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15. delete

Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 06:54 PM by m-jean03

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supernova

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Thu Jun-03-04 06:37 PM
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16. I have a cordless drill

with a 25 bit collection, and and plaid shirt. So there! :D

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geniph

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Thu Jun-03-04 06:40 PM
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17. I wear sensible shoes,

drive a Forester, fix everyone's computer for them, own my own complete set of tools, and I like girls.

I am, however, married to a man. That doesn't make me entirely unqualified in the "more butch than thou" Olympics, though.

I do NOT, however, have a big dog, and I believe that is required.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu Jun-03-04 06:43 PM
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18. You can borrow mine, your butchy bi-ness :-)

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