I'm Resigning From DU!

[Teddy_Salad]

It's strictly for family reasons.
I want to spend more time with my family.
I am in no way being pushed. ;)

I truly believe that I am leaving DU in a better state than it was when I first arrived here.

Keep a close eye out for my 'tell all' memoirs, due out in the fall of 2026.

[Blue-Jay]

1. You finally tossed yourself

from DU?

<groan>

[Teddy_Salad]

3. Hey watch it!

You're turning this into a 'sex thread'.

[swag]

2. wait,

i haven't punched you in the face yet for shitting in my mailbox.

[terrya]

4. Come on...you got a "dressing" down, didn't you?

[Teddy_Salad]

6. Terry, the 'dressing' down was fine.......

.....but them transferring me to the 'Re-crouton Department" was the final straw! ;)

[texas1928]

39. Tell us who it was and we will

Go have a come to Jesus meeting with him.

[lanparty]

5. Is your son a high school senior?????

Because we all know that students in their final year of high school force MANY, MANY adults from their workplaces. ;-)

[Teddy_Salad]

7. No, I'm a high school senior

;)

[sundog]

8. It's a desparate bid for attention! Don't encourage him!

--

[Westegg]

9. You're a fine public servant and you will be missed.

[Teddy_Salad]

12. I know but the celery just wasn't good enough

:evilgrin:

[Westegg]

13. I see a big future for you in the private (VERY private) sector...

[Teddy_Salad]

14. Are you making a pass at me?

I certainly hope so! ;)

[Westegg]

15. Hon, I tend not to make passes at guys who...

...have "Salad" as either a Christian or a given name. It's kinda "my thing"... "Salade"? Well. That 's a whole 'nother ball o' wax, innit?

[Teddy_Salad]

16. You're anti-green? Is that what ya sayin'?

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

10. Lettuce throw you a big going-away party! :) n/t

[Teddy_Salad]

11. Are you throwing me a carrot?

:shrug:

[sundog]

17. He's staging his own abduction!

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[Teddy_Salad]

18. I can't do that

I haven't enough money to pay the ransom to myself for my own release. :silly:

[sundog]

19. I knew it you bastard -- fishing for attention again ---

I wasn't worried for a minute you were gone (sniff) :cry:

[belladonna]

20. I knew something had to replace the D.U.L.L. threads

My wait is over :D

[sundog]

23. you're here! you're here! Teddy's having an emotional outburst...

!!

[belladonna]

28. I know just what he needs

C'mere, Teddy!! Don't be afraid, we're just going to fix a nice drink for you :beer:

Now, feel better? I sure hope so, cause you KNOW what's coming next.... :spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

29. Oh yeah! Spank me some more and when you're finished.....

spank all of us. :evilgrin:

[sundog]

30. a party! a party!

:party:

[belladonna]

33. The rest of them get the whip

You? You want it too much, you'll have to settle for more of this :spank:

Btw, did you notice my pic didn't get posted? Guess I was too drunk to get Skinner's email addy right. YAY ME :bounce:

[sundog]

36. no, email it again-- what were you drinking?!

or did you steep that weed in tea? huh?

[belladonna]

41. No way, I was HAPPY to see that pic not show up

As for what I was drinking, margaritas to start, then wine later on. BIG mistake and not one I'm likely to make again soon. :hangover:

[texas1928]

37. I need to e-mail mine

I just keep forgetting. But it might break the server.

[m-jean03]

21. I can't wait for the memoirs!

I'm gonna make big $money$ suing you for libel! :P

Seriously, you're joking, right? This thread is too silly to be
for real. :scared:

[Teddy_Salad]

22. Was George Tenet deemed 'silly' when he resigned today?

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Oh, and I bet you are anxiously awaiting my 'memoirs', m-jean03.
I have some very interesting tidbits about you in there!
Some very interesting tidbits indeed!! :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

24. You better stay away from my "tidbits". . .

I've got a restraining order out on you. Remember? :silly:



Oh, TENET...RESIGNATION... DUHHH... Well, that went right over
my curly little head, didn't it now? :dunce:

[Teddy_Salad]

27. Damn! I looooove your tidbits!

You've got the best tidbits on DU. :P

[donhakman]

25. hmm maybe it was his choice of words

[donhakman]

26. Perle said this in Feb.

[texas1928]

31. you better not

We will send the DULL Ninjas around to visit you.

[sundog]

32. all the DULL members are here tonight... a board meeting is in order...

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[texas1928]

34. Just keep belladonna and m-jean03 away from the alcohol

Or everbody will end up naked or spanked again.
And it is to chilly here to be running around in the buff.

[sundog]

35. put away all sharp objects... Teddy is unstable today--

threats of leaving, staging abductions... it's all too much--

[sundog]

38. Should I watch Return of the King or sit here

till my eyes bleed tonight?

:crazy:

[texas1928]

40. Sit here

The King does return so what are you missing there.

[sundog]

42. yes, I already know I won't watch it...

I'll sit here... refresh...refresh...refresh...

[belladonna]

43. Better idea, start a D.U.L.L thread

We'll all take turns insulting our dear founder :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

44. I opened one

DULL Lounge is open.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1227037