Hmm...too many women walking around in summer clothing

[HEyHEY]

HEyHEY's lobido is acting up...
There are some possible prospects HEyHEY has seen in town and they include;

teacher at elementary school
Paramedic I frequently see at accidents
The bartender at the local pub
This drug and alcohol abuse counselor my friend wants to set me up with
A girl working at the local gas-station
One working as a parts delivery girl

Plan of attack is avoid these women at all costs. If HEyHEY sees them in the supermarket or on the street he will avoid eye contact before he finds himself in a relationship...or worse.

Biology vrs brains..... we'll see who the victor is!

[swag]

1. I'm mad about

space junk.

[HEyHEY]

2. As am I as you can see

[Canuckistanian]

3. Don't you hate it

when your lobito acts up? Sometimes I have to smack it. But it likes that.

[HEyHEY]

4. I know

All winter I get to live in a nice little fog of not giving a damn, then some girl shows a bit of leg and my world becomes a sick still of lust.

[Canuckistanian]

8. I'm married and not allowed to have one

But I remember well. All of a sudden, "ping" and it's like...Hello, why haven't I noticed you before?

[geniph]

5. Is a lobito a bastard cousin of the libido?

I shall endeavor to keep my naughty bits out of your range of vision.

[HEyHEY]

6. oops I had the nagging feeling that was wrong

[ForrestGump]

14. A baby wolf?

Uh-oh....he's hungry like the wolf!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. i empathize with you

whats with all the tight white dresses anyway? (granted i own 2, but its not like i can stare at my own ass)

[Canuckistanian]

9. Not to mention the neck cramps

[HEyHEY]

10. Yeah so why do you women buy em?

What is this sick plan you've come up with...and why?!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. to keep life interesting!

[HEyHEY]

12. Foul temptress!

BE gone!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. you hurt my feelings!

:cry:

[Kenneth ken]

15. Biology vrs brains..... we'll see who the victor is!

jeeves HEyHEY - if you don't let biology win, you've got no brains.

Biology should always get to win round 1.
then
use brains in round 2 to get out of a confining, stifling, soul-crushing "relationship"
and
move on to round 3, which is actually round 1 with a different contestant.

:D

:hi:

[Eye and Monkey]

16. No such thing as "too many women walking around in summer clothing".

[tigereye]

17. hey we had to wear all those bulky clothes all winter

I love summer, although I would have liked a little more spring. Straight to the shorts with not much chance to wear spring clothes. And it's not just you guys who feel that way. Sometimes we females do to - for some reason the males look good, too, even to we old married folk. Tis the season. Live a little. :)

[Eye and Monkey]

18. Perhaps you don't understand the expression "no such thing as - "

I'll rephrase - It doesn't matter how many women are walking around in summer clothes, you can never have too many.

You can never laugh too much. You can never have too much fun. And there's no such thing as too many women walking around in summer clothes.

[tigereye]

19. I was just responding in general

I agree with you! :)

[Eye and Monkey]

22. Cheers

:hi:

[tigereye]

24. like your screen name!

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Oh, sorry

I wore a cute little skirt today. And I bought some summer shoes that have a bit of heel and show some toe. Didn't mean to make it difficult to stand up straight.

[SarahB]

21. Biology vs. Brains?

Who says you can't have both? Some women can look hot in a tank top and still effectively discuss assorted philosophies or mid-east politics.

I vote for the teacher or the substance abuse counselor, HEyHEY! You're young, have fun!!! :bounce:

[tigereye]

25. smart and sexy

aren't mutually exclusive!

[hunter]

26. My wife is smart and sexy...

I figure you are pretty much doomed, HEyHEY. Smart sexy women are everywhere.

[tigereye]

28. what is he worried about?

am I missing something? If I weren't married, I would be gadding about. Well, maybe. I was shy too when I was younger.

[exJW]

23. You always think...

"... this year, I'll be past all that. This year, I'll have outgrown that."


Then, cum april 2nd (she's no fool), an early adopter wears short shorts to Home Depot, and it starts all over again. *sigh*

[Loonman]

27. Don't look at women you damn sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sarcasm