Laundry: before or after my Pabst Smear tomorrow?

[underpants]

It's been raining here all day and will be all night so I called my wife and said, "Hey what's say we.....ya know....get drunk tonight. America's Home Videos is on at 8 and I am pretty sure there is a Matlock movie on Hallmark channel tonight.

I need to do a load of laundry (one basket rule and all) but that will have to wait 'til tomorrow.

So my wife tells me that I am gonna have a Pabst Smear tomorrow. I didn't even know I had an appointment but then she hadn't those things in our relationship.

So should I do the laundry before or after my Pabst Smear?

[GOPisEvil]

1. After...please...

Ewwww!

[underpants]

2. 'preciate the expertise

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Of course you'll need to wash yourself, too...

...no sense letting clean draw's near a dirty ass.

[underpants]

5. With the garden hose? That kind kills two birds huh?

Bathing?........on a weekend?

[GOPisEvil]

7. I wouldn't call it bathing per se...

...more like selective cleaning. This way you won't have to change underpants on Sunday, you can just turn 'em inside out, and no one will be the wiser!

[underpants]

8. Is that Kosher?

Or do I have my days mixed up?

[GOPisEvil]

9. Let's see...carry the 1...i before e, except after c...

Just don't wash after sundown tonight.

[underpants]

12. Right! Damn I better leave early

:bounce:

[matcom]

4. better ask Will

he is the only one i know who keeps HIS appointments :puke:

[underpants]

6. Ironic that he would be getting one the same day

Keeps his appointments?

[matcom]

10. well, he drinks that swill

not me boy

[underpants]

11. Swill?!?! F**k that S**T PABST BLUE RIBBON (article)

Alcohol aficionados turn to classic brand to whet their whistles
Pabst drinkers enjoy affordable nostalgia
http://www.ccchronicle.com/back/2004-04-19/citybeat4.html

America has a new favorite beer—one that is not really new at all. Young people everywhere are turning their backs and wallets away from big corporate beers and asking for Pabst Blue Ribbon, grandpa's first choice.

After steadily declining sales for nearly two decades, Pabst has slowly begun to take off. Sales in 2002 were up 5.3 percent. A continued increase in 2003—15 percent—indicates the beer is the country's new comeback brand.

Pete Larsen, the specialty brands manager for Louis Glunz Beer Distributors in Lincolnwood, Ill., said the beer is coming back in Chicago.

“Pabst is showing double-digit growth every month here,” Larsen said.

[Wilber_Stool]

13. The beer that made Milwaukee famous. n/t