I'm looking for a stalker

[rumguy]

Any takers?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. Well you're a dude. So it would be weird. Hmmmm. Do you offer benefits?n/t

[belladonna]

2. Put your Eminem sig back in and we'll talk, how's that?

I've got a little free time tonight, but you may have to find another stalker tomorrow :D

[rumguy]

3. first you stalk

then we talk about bringing back Em...

[belladonna]

4. Oh fine, consider yourself stalked

But um, first I have a few things to do, so consider yourself stalked after 6 pm :D

[rumguy]

5. I'm freakin' out!

I got a stalker!

:scared:

[belladonna]

6. I just looove what you're wearing today

You DO know that I make all my victims strip for me, right?

[Champ]

8. Luckily I'm not a victim

:D

[rumguy]

9. I'm scared

what do I do?

[belladonna]

12. Put on some music and strip for me

That's what you do. Make it easy on yourself and if you have any questions, ask Champ. He knows the drill. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

7. I had a female stalker once.

It ain't fun. Trust me. :scared:

[rumguy]

10. what happened?

[Donkeyboy75]

13. I dated her briefly, then broke it off.

She would basically come by my house constantly, and if I wasn't home she would accuse my parents of lying, and would demand to look around the house for me. I was a lifeguard, and two weeks after the "breakup" she took training and got a job in the same city lifeguarding (luckily it was at another pool). She tried to get transferred to the one I worked at.

Finally after six or seven months, I had stopped being nice. I yelled at her on the phone, told her to NEVER contact me again, and she agreed.

Three days later I get a 19 page letter in the mail telling me how much she loved me and how she knew we were meant to be together.

A bunch of other stuff happened, but that gives you the basic idea. This was ten years ago. But I still didn't put my engagement announcement in the paper in the town I grew up in (my parents still live there). Was just a bit worried...

[belladonna]

11. I've had two

One online stalker and one psycho ex stalker. Nope, no fun at all, but rumguy promised to bring back Em for me if I stalk him. What could I do? :shrug: