Sure God's all powerful, but does he have lips?

[Philosophy]

Whoa... :headbang:

[physioex]

1. According to Pat Robertson...

Yes and he said, "George Bush would win in a walk". Shouldn't we be writing that into the Bible??

[LibertyorDeath]

2. Yes She does & in all the right places :)

Whoa... :headbang:

[DustMolecule]

3. That's (one of the reasons?) God made people......

....God is ever present, and everywhere. Although God doesn't NEED to, GOD CHOOSES to find expression of his love through people. We can express God's love to other people (or choose not to)...I think that's awfully cool!

[Philosophy]

5. Wow, you lost me there

The reason God made people is because he has lips? I don't get it.

[DustMolecule]

7. God might use YOUR lips sometime....

...to tell someone how precious and loved they are. (But only if that's oki with you, of course)

[Dookus]

4. ahhh

but does he have a belly button?

Is he circumsized?

Was Jesus jewish only on his mother's side?

Theology fascinates me.

[Eye and Monkey]

8. Other gods aside (for now), but why would the Christian god need -

Equipment such as would be circumcised? Not like "he" has a partner. At least not since Mary. And Mary seems to be a "maybe". Does "he" sort of self-gratify? Or is there someone special we haven't been told about?

If "he" has such equipment, does "he" use it to vacate excess water? And is that what is meant by "trickle-down"?

As far as other gods - sure, some of them must have equipment. The old Greek gods, now there's a seemingly well-equipped and uninhibited bunch.

On edit - I'm guessing that the Greek gods are uncut.

[SarahB]

6. She has two.

[DBoon]

9. Can God make lips so big

he can't pucker?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

10. If God is all powerful and has lips, that means she can kiss her own ass

in which case why would she need all these people chanting "Praise God" ? Why the obsession with having people praying to her?

:wtf:

[LastKnight]

11. according to dogma (the movie) god is alanis morissette...

isnt that ironic?

anyway, im pretty sure she has lips...

-LK

[capriccio]

12. Did God know...

That Monica Lewinsky would use her lips to give blow jobs to Bill Clinton?
That Andrew Sullivan would use his lips to give blow jobs to strange men in public washrooms?
That Osama bin Laden would use his lips to give blow jobs to camels?
That Anne Coulter would use her lips to give blow jobs to a dildo she named Joe McCarthy?
That Dick Cheney would use his lips to give blow jobs to gas pumps?
That George Bush would use his lips to suck? And suck. And suck.

And if God knew all these things, does that mean He approved? And if He didn't know these things does that mean He is a fraud?