death by sex....

[Dookus]

LOL.. I crack myself up.

I was googling something on mortality rates and came across a table entitled:

Ten Leading Causes of Death by Sex with Percent of Deaths, Death Rates, and Age-Adjusted Death rates



I swear, I sat there for a minute trying to think of 10 possible causes of "death by sex". Only came up with a couple....

[Rationality]

1. Well... if we have to die... ((n/t))

[Endangered Specie]

2. Thats how a great uncle of mine went...

hes the envy of the family.

[Teddy_Salad]

4. Oohh. Please elaborate, ES

I've gotta know this story!

[LibertyorDeath]

3. Death by Sex or Death by Chocolate

I'm open to either one

or Death by sex while eating chocolate :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Death By Chocolate is an English band...

http://www.jetsetrecords.com/bands/death_by_chocolate/default.asp

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Death...... awwwwwww!

by snoo-snoo!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Best. Futurama. Ever.

[Cush]

7. Femputer!

as voiced by Bea Arthur

[Ookie]

14. Damn, ya beat me to it

That one cracked me up. Of course, it doesn't take much sometimes!

[m-jean03]

6. Try this one.

Old guys with bad hearts, taking Viagra . . .

[TheMightyFavog]

8. Kids, get the horseshoes.....

He would have wanted it that way.

The viagra bit is the funnies bit on Robin Williams Live on Broadway.

[m-jean03]

9. I missed that. Where do I get it at?

That's fucking hilarious!!! :D

[TheMightyFavog]

11. It's in stores on DVD.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000077VQ6/qid=1086488598/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/104-5753731-2751154?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

[m-jean03]

17. Awesome, thanks. (n/t)

[latebloomer]

10. As Richard Pryor said about Nelson Rockefeller (?)

"He came and went at the same time."

[moof]

12. Cool, gives new meaning to "Going all the way"

[Mojambo]

13. Death by sex??

I must be the safest person in the world in that regard.

[nickgutierrez]

15. Don't leave us hanging! n/t