The Official Lockproof Thread

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Read any good books lately?
What about this weather?
How 'bout them Cubbies?
Do these shorts make my butt look big?
Atkins? Or South Beach?
Paper? Or plastic?
Does this have too much garlic?
How's O.J. coming with the "find the killer" thing?
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Nice socks.
Tastes great? Or less filling?
Tomayto? Or tomahto?

Please feel free to enter the fray and add you own.

[Teddy_Salad]

1. Butt? SEX THREAD!!!!!

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2. SHIT! I'm outed.

damn

[MercutioATC]

4. Why did my thread get locked?

"This belongs in the Ask the Admins forum, not here".

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6. I'll copy and paste it.

;-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I am currently reading...

"Resurrecting Empire" by Rashid Khalidi.
Chicago weather finally warming up.
Cubbies won today!
Can't see your butt.
Neither.
Plastic.
Not too much garlic.
O.J. finding the killer? LMAO.
Don't chew gum -- nuns in grade school got to me on that.
Not wearing socks.
Prefer "tastes great" hate light beer.
tomayto.

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8. I'd show picture of my butt

but(t) I'm afraid it would get the thread locked.
;-)

[Arwennick]

5. Is Antique Road Show for Real?

I have yet to see any old roads.

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7. Well, you bring up a very good point.

Yessir.
A burning question that has not yet been answered.
At least not to MY satisfaction.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

9. Bonbons!

Chewy coconut bonbons. Just ordered 'em online.

They arrive June 14, and I'm the only one here who likes 'em. Mmmmmm. :) Bonbons!

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10. Ah, yes. Reading slim yellow French novels and...

eating Bob-Bons.
One of my favorite pastimes.
Past-times?
No, doesn't look right.
Pastimes.

[UrbScotty]

11. Hi there

Read any good books lately? I've been going through Al Franken's book

What about this weather? Lovely

How 'bout them Cubbies? All the way!

Do these shorts make my butt look big? No

Atkins? Or South Beach? NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paper? Or plastic? Paper

Does this have too much garlic? No, it has too little

How's O.J. coming with the "find the killer" thing? I assume you mean "Orange Juice?"

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? Let me see. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Nice socks. Thank you.

Tastes great? Or less filling? Tastes great (but I don't drink beer)

Tomayto? Or tomahto? Tomayto

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12. "I assume you mean "Orange Juice?" No.

"OJ" has become a verboten term in our house ever since the show trial.
We say "orange juice".
It's a small (minded?) thing, but it matters.