I spent the weekend abusing my cats

[spinbaby]

Two trips to the vet. Two blood tests. One tooth extraction. Five doses of worm medicine. Banana-flavored antibiotics AND Pepto Bismol for Bud. The usual thyroid meds for Matilda. A bath for Sophie. They're all really glad I went off to work today.

[benburch]

1. Damn.

Check your slippers before you put them on in case they decided to leave you a present...

[sus]

2. do cats like bananas?? i had no idea...

that just totally screws up my idea of good and evil.

hold me...

[demnan]

3. I bet it abused your wallet too

vets are very expensive.

[Throckmorton]

4. Cool, the late Matty, the wonder cat's, given name was Matilda.

She was the best cat ever.

[Don_G]

5. At Least It Wasn't An Enema

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

[bratcatinok]

7. When my dog was hit by a car,

after surgery and after he came home, he started to decline. I thought we were going to lose him so took him back to the vet. It turned out he had a mildly infected incision and was constipated.
It was up to his Gammy and I to give him an enema. Poor littly guy!

Poor Gammy and I! We were terrified we were going to hurt him since his rear end was pinned together during the surgery. Thankfully, the antibiotics worked as did the enema and he's repaid me by terrorizing me on a daily basis since then.

[pansypoo53219]

6. another reason to keep cats inside

makes em cheaper.

[spinbaby]

9. Eh?

How does this have anything to do with going out? Cats don't need to go out to get worms. Ours have a regular mouse supply in the basement. One of the many advantages of owning a big old house.

[TX-RAT]

8. We rounded up all the cats for ear mite medicine

That turned into a blood letting. Cats don't like meds in their ears.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Locking

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