"We also have the ability to produce a one or two pound Saltine"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.vistabakery.com/retail_products/mid_saltines.htm



"Vista Bakery has a complete line of saltines and unsalted top crackers to meet your needs. We offer our Vista brand saltines. We also have the ability to produce a one or two pound saltine in the Vista label."

The Office Of Homeland Security, upon reading Vista Bakery's arrogant claims of "the ability to produce a one or two pound saltine" WMD, have adjusted today's threat level to:

[MallRat]

1. Weapon of Major Deliciousness?

Mmmmmm... saltines...

-MR

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Oh man, remember that one...

"Weapon of Major Deliciousness?"

...that is too damned funny. I salute you!

:toast:

[stickdog]

6. Weapon of Massive Dehydration (nt)

[BBradley]

2. How white do you have to be to want a 2 pound saltine...

[cheezus]

3. maybe someone has 50 gallons of soup...

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. Or how pregnant? n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Yeah...Club crackers are way better...

Ritz crackers are of the highest quality too.
Duckie

[rucky]

8. Perfect for my 8-gallon bowl of soup...

[Donkeyboy75]

9. Man, you're hitting the dregs of the news today!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. And I haven't even reached rock bottom yet...

...by the time I'm through, Google will issue a restraining order against me...

:evilgrin: