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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:01 PM
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How can I open a sarcophagus without a crowbar?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:02 PM
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1. One word: Clenis.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:03 PM
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2. mirrors, dude. didn't you go to public school??!! sheesh.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:07 PM
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3. Amazing psychic powers
Edited on Mon Jun-07-04 03:07 PM by VelmaD
Concentrate really really hard. :)
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GumboYaYa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:10 PM
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4. Better yet, why would you want to open a sarcophagus?
and why do you have one?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:31 PM
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9. Copycat thread
I apologize, sometimes I can't help myself
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:19 PM
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5. Attach it to a helicopter & hoist it up really high.
Then let it drop!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:20 PM
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6. I see you have been recreating those expeirments
from the 40's.

DDQM
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:22 PM
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7. A ten-pound sledgehammer should do the trick.
Assuming you don't want the sarcophagus for anything once it's open, that is.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:23 PM
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8. Is this one of those 'crowbar' jokes?
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