It's tyhe typo thdread!!~!~~!!

[SmileyBoy]

Post whatebver y ou want on thuis thtraerd by ising typos!~!~~~!!!

[Wonk]

1. Anit-Bush threads r teh funny

;-)

[mzmolly]

5. Bicth!

:P

[Burma Jones]

2. Teh Rani in Sapin is mainyl on the Plian

[pagerbear]

3. Fun with tyops

When I was a secretary I typed in an addendum to a policy manual something about not discriminating "on the basis of rage, religion, national origin...."

I work in financial printing and heard a story about an offering document that was printed with the name Deloitte & Douche on it (should have been Deloitte & Touche)

[mzmolly]

4. Waht?

[Journeyman]

6. Fave preafrooder mistake. . .

I worked as a typographer for a weekly newspaper while in college. We were working on a fluff piece, a bio of a local elderly woman. The line was supposed to read she was a collector of antique "clocks". . . but oh well, what the "L". . .

[SmileyBoy]

9. "This here's a vintage 1953 VA Spiker..."

"You young whipper-snappers don't remember that, it was a very good year for dildos..."

[traco]

7. Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[SarahB]

8. soem/some

I typo this word ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!

[traco]

10. Do naughty jokes get threads lokced?

Go in you own jack yard
and back off and fee
how your seater peels!
:spank: