My father sent me to the grocery store tonight.

[SmileyBoy]

He asked me to buy two tomatoes and a long cucumber for him to use in dinner tonight.

I went to the store and bought them, and just as I was exiting the produce section, I had JUST REALIZED what I was purchasing...

I was giggling at myself driving all the way home. It took me THAT long to figure it out.

I have a really dirty mind, I know.:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

1. What were you purchasing?

[SmileyBoy]

2. Two tomatoes and a cucumber.

But it took me a long time to realize why it was so funny.:D

[Teddy_Salad]

3. What's so funny about two tomatoes and a cucumber?

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[pagerbear]

4. Why was it funny?

[Lou_C]

5. How long was the cucumber and how big were the tomatoes?

:shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

6. They were normal sized.

:D

[pagerbear]

7. More than a mouthful is a waste

[northofdenali]

8. Be careful how you use that cucumber.........................

The wax on them can hold salmonella. :P