So the girl at work says I'm the only man her husband hasn't accused her

[HEyHEY]

of sleeping with. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Am I THAT Much of pansy?

Seriously though, she's divorcing the fucking loser thank god.

Before you ask NO I am not going for her.... she's like15 years older than me.

[bloodyjack]

1. older women are great!

go for it!

[HEyHEY]

2. No

No

[bloodyjack]

4. why the heck not?

you really need to BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS man

[HEyHEY]

6. Because

I'm not attracted to her - B - it's just wrong.

[Kenneth ken]

3. go for her

two reasons:

1. 15 years older, she may know some very cool sexual things to teach you.

2. think of how much fun it would be to laugh at her ex - "ha ya old fool, the one guy you didn't think she was sleeping with, was the one guy she was sleeping with!

[HEyHEY]

5. FOR THE RECORD - I AM NOT GOING FOR HER

This has nothing to do with that!

Jeez...you guys are a bunch of horndogs ;-)

[huellewig]

7. I take back the claim that..

I'm the funniest person I know.

That Honor now belongs to you. Keep up the good work..

[HEyHEY]

8. Yes...another challenger defeated!

(This is much better than when that guy with elephantitis (sp?) said he thought he was the ugliest person until he met me)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Yes you are a pansy...you would have slept with her too if you weren't

[HEyHEY]

10. hahaha

Well, she's never been unfaithful to him...he's just a jealous ass. When me and this lady work late at night she would never accept a ride home...she never said why, but I knew it was because of his jealousy.

Personally I would be pissed if a co-worker didn't give my wife a ride home at 3:00am

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Poor woman..glad she's getting away from him

and I was just pulling your leg....now could you go help that guy that really needs to get laid in aisle 6? Don't you have a sister or something?

[HEyHEY]

12. what thread

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. all of them on the front page just about

[HEyHEY]

16. oh, hadn't even noticed that pic

I think I bought re-treaded tires off that guy once

[Misinformed01]

28. Yeah, no shit!

When I saw this post, I thought, "man, this guy must be some kind of pansy."

On a side note, my big strong hunk of a man came home at lunch today, and knocked off a Jurassic sized bug that moved in-

God, I married well.

[jpgray]

13. Hey! That sport coat must still be working its intimidating magic? (nt)

[HEyHEY]

15. hahaha

Phfeeew, I don't want to get involved in this particular little world war three.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Maybe she told him of your fondness for Petula Clark

[HEyHEY]

19. So that's why seniors keep inviting me to bridge night!

It all makes sense now.

[RoyGBiv]

17. Older Women

Older women, are beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.

Everybody seems to love those younger women
From eighteen on up to twenty-five
Well I love 'em too, but I'm tellin' you
Learnin' how to really love, takes a little time.

So baby don't you worry about growin' older
Those young girls ain't got nothin' on you
'Cause it takes some livin', to get good at givin'
And givin' love is just where you could teach them a thing or two.

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Hear, hear!

Author?

[RoyGBiv]

26. Ronnie McDowell

I think. It's an old country song of which my aunt, a spicy older lady, was always very fond.

[Ganja Ninja]

22. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're always grateful as hell.

[LibertyorDeath]

20. What you waiting for..Get a grip on the Action!!!

15 years older. Yeah baby. :)

[DarkPhenyx]

23. Dude, that sucks.

You have no choice now but to go sleep with her immediately.

[HEyHEY]

34. Yeah, I'll show him...

Thinks I'm not man enough to sleep with his wife behind his back does he?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. You MUST have sexual relations with her IMMEDIATELY.

It will satisfy the insult that has been cast at you; and it will also enable her to toss a big "FUCK YOU" to her ex.

It doesn't matter that your not attracted to her -- sex for lust, sex for love: all that crap's great, sure. But sex for REVENGE. THAT is Venus' sweetest dish.

[meg]

25. she's a girl

She must be under 18. Lets say she is 17. If she's 15 years older than you, then you must be 2 years old. Wow!! Aren't you precocious!

[XNASA]

27. That means that she wants to sleep with you.

Have fun.

[Kat45]

29. Nothing wrong with 15 years older!

I've been doing a guy 15 years younger than me, and he's been enjoying every minute of it (as have I). If you have other reasons for not being interested in her, that's cool, but the age difference shouldn't be one of them.

[BonjourUSA]

30. Are you very ugly or very discreet ,

;-)

She is like 15 years older than you but we have a proverb in France, the translation is something like that : "That's with the old pots we cook the best soups"

[Vitruvius]

31. Read Ben Franklin's "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress

written in 1745; http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

Excerpts:

"...in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You ask ... my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of ability... They ... are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. There is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman...

5. ...And ... the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement...

7. Because the Compunction is less. Having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

...But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely

your affectionate Friend,

Benj. Franklin

[WoodrowFan]

32. i DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Maybe Hubby has a crush on you?

[HEyHEY]

35. Not - gay - but it sounds like I should be looking into it

:shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

39. are there classes

I hear they recruit at schools, maybe try there (YES, that was sarcasm directed at the homophobic rw)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

33. He probably thinks you are too 'hot' for her.

[daligirrl]

36. HEyHEY. . .

You are a man among men. You wear a halo of testosterone.

[HEyHEY]

37. Well I try

It isn't easy, but someone's gotta burp and fart.

[daligirrl]

38. Charming. . .

:7