CAPTION, and let us adore him!

[Endangered Specie]

[cosmicdot]

1. R is thinking: wonder if other presidents will fake photo-ops like I do

[Endangered Specie]

7. Boy, he need not wonder anymore about that one.

[underpants]

2. Reagan not reading something he read but didn't sign

I think it went something like that.

[Gildor Inglorion]

3. Reading: "It was a dark and stormy night...."

Thinking: "Hey, this shit starts out pretty good!"

[NightTrain]

4. "Dear Penthouse Forum...."

n/t

[underpants]

5. Well let's see now...there are no homeless and no one is hungry..

so we have that covered.....

[skip fox]

6. Reagan is thinking: "Let's see if I got this all right: 'Directive:

No one in the administration is to facilitate, talk to, or in any way discuss the workings of government with my vice president's idiot son George. The man has become a menace, inifintely worse last month. The poor deluded sop thinks he can be president some day and insulted me to my face when he said that if I could do it, then anyone could do it. Even him. Imagine the stupidity. Consider the gall! Forthwith, anyone seen in his presence will no longer be tolerated to work in this administration. (George, sorry. I know he's your kid, but it's like you said, Sometimes someone's just rotten to the core and there's nothing to be done for him except shipping him somewhere far, far away. P.s., we got some slots open for a berth in Antarctica.) Signed, Ronald Reagan.' Yep. That about covers it."

[Catshrink]

8. Heck, at least the gipper worked at his desk

Woodward said everytime he was in the Oval Office the chimp's desk was clear -- as if he never did any work. Of course, we all know the work is happening in Cheney's office.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. That's just what I was thinking...

Maybe he was a colossal asshole; but at least he worked hard at it.

[Servo300]

10. "My fellow Americans...."

[HEyHEY]

11. It says I have to vacate the office by when?

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. I really need to talk to this scriptwriter...

this "tear down that wall!" stuff seems a little...well...melodramatic...and, gee, isn't this movie taking an awfully long time to make? Hope it wraps soon....I want to go back to the ranch.