What NOT to say in the Reagan viewing line

[underpants]

I thought we weren’t supposed to see flag draped coffins.

Mommy, why is Daddy crying like a little pu**y?
He was your Daddy's idol son

Who let Hinckley in here?

Tell me again, What do I win if I guess the number of
jellybeans in there?

That's not Ted Williams!

I thought Osama and Saddam would be here
No, the ceremony for Friends and Family was the other day.

No Ma'am you can't park your Cadillac here and they AREN'T
handing out welfare checks in there anyway.

No Merv you can't take the body and put it in the lobby of one
of your casinos I don't care what the note from Nancy says.

Are they handing out free cheese on the way out?

Kinda weird how George Gipp died of pneumonia too huh?
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If you are going to put me on ignore for this at least send me a PM just out of courtesy.

On EDIT- I had to edit the spelling of REAGAN on the subject line Dammit!

[yardwork]

1. underpants I would never put you on ignore!

Where's the angry underpants icon today? Is it on vacation?

[underpants]

5. Must be one of the features that is turned off

:shrug: high traffic volume

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

42. Now that's a mental image I could do without

Underpants with high traffic volume :scared:

[DS1]

2. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

/whatever

[matcom]

3. YAY!!

:bounce:

i'll have to think. you took all my good ones :D

[DS1]

What do you say Bush goes out and

Wins One of the Kipper!

[sus]

4. LOL! oh goody. I'm an air traffic controller and I approve this message:

<insert expletive and/or obscene hand gesture of choice>

[DenverDem]

6. Is there a setting so that every time you post it immediately pops up

on my desktop?

You rock, UP.

[underpants]

44. -

I don't think so but thanks :hi:

[LynneSin]

7. Ketchup is my favorite Vegetable!!!

:eyes:

[Jim Sagle]

8. "Wonder if I can get a bj from Nancy."

[DS1]

9. Whadda say we divvy up this Government Pork and have a good ole BBQ

SoCal Style

[matcom]

10. he had more embalming fluid in his hair during his last SOTU address

[sus]

11. Anyone wanna dress up like a ballerina and lather me up with Crisco?

Mr. Ashcroft? Well, okay..but I'm gonna need some I.D...

[wysimdnwyg]

12. So, will he be buried...

next to Bonzo?

[underpants]

13. Wow Jane Wyman really looks bad

She is still alive I think.

[sus]

14. How do we know Helen Reddy is really IN there?? hmmmm??

[matcom]

15. Bob Villa would have used Decking Screws

oops! that was the last thread of yours :P

[DS1]

16. More Reagan job cuts for the Secret Service

[sus]

17. I DEMAND A RECOUNT! Open that sucker up!!

[DS1]

18. Someone told me Keith Richards was signing records... oh

[matcom]

19. Well, At Least He Didn't Have "Gay Cancer"

[DS1]

20. You are sooo fucking grounded

[DS1]

21. I hope worms like corn syrup

[LynneSin]

22. Hey Saddam, can you hurry it up there

I know the guy made you super powerful, but let me have a chance to pay my respects!!

[sus]

23. He was OLD?? (sob) But in his emails he said he was a

hot guy, 6 ft, 175, in shape, blond/blue, and horny!

[matcom]

24. He has never looked so good

[LynneSin]

25. I hope that Embalming fluid lasts through the 2004 election

:eyes:

[LTR]

26. "But I thought he was supposed to rise again on the third day!"

[sus]

27. but...I thought the 12th horseman of the apocalypse was immortal.

[matcom]

28. So, think it'll be a Red Sox / Cubs World Series THIS year?

[sus]

29. FINALLY I'll be free of his constant pestering for vodka and benzadrine!

[sus]

30. clad yourself in your best leatherdaddy gear and throw yourself on the

coffin crying, "DADDY! oh DADDY! BOOHOOHOO!!"

[Beetwasher]

31. Is That A Jelly Bean In His Pocket, Or Did He Die W/ A Stiffy?

n/t

[Beetwasher]

32. Why Am I In The Mood For Beef Jerky Now?

n/t

[Kid_A]

33. "Hinckley was a lousy shot."

That would get your ass kicked for sure.

[catzies]

36. BEST. REPLY. EVER.

You'd be getting that ass-kicking in Guantanamo!

[TreasonousBastard]

34. Wouldn't he go better with ketchup?

[andino]

35. How about...

"Shhhhh!!!! Anyone else hear scratching?"

[underpants]

37. Oh God that is terrible

funny but terrible :bounce:

[andino]

38. It was bad...

but it was the first thing that came to mind...

[Liberal Veteran]

39. Is this the line for tickets to Morrisey?

:)

[mopaul]

40. I gotta pee so bad....but i don't see the men's room......n/t

[BurtWorm]

41. "What's that horrid Old Man Smell?

I thought formaldehyde would have cured that."

[Beer Snob-50]

52. Save that line for when the Pope dies! NT

[robertpaulsen]

43. "Looks like the final Bedtime for Bonzo!"

[robertpaulsen]

45. Damn, I'm hungry. Anyone else craving Bob's Big Boy?

[underpants]

46. I've suddenly got an urge to TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

:kick:

[Zomby Woof]

47. Whose coffin is this again?

I don't recall.

[underpants]

48. Wow Haig really took charge of this didn't he?

:bounce:

[underpants]

49. ssshhh!......do you hear someone scratching wildly ?

Sorry I stole that from andino (see above)

[underpants]

50. I hear we get some nice plates when we leave

:bounce:

[CBHagman]

51. Steal that line from Red Skelton.

In response to the crowds at a funeral for a thoroughly unlikeable producer or studio head (I forget which it was), Skelton said something like, "Well, give the people something they want to see, and they'll come out for it." That's rougher humor than I was used to hearing from Red Skelton, to say the least.

[arwalden]

53. Open It Up... I Want To Make Sure