Jeb Bush walked into my meeting room today

[ScrewyRabbit]

...on a tour of our industry (videogames).

Either our company gave money to some Florida school, or Florida gave money to a school we care about -- wasn't clear to me which. I just heard "the Governor wants to see blah blah", which prompted me to look up. I half expected Arnie (we're located in California), but instead I saw that fat bastard Jeb standing there. I just about passed out.

In the interest of not compromising my cushie professional position, I bit my tongue and let the brass do their talking and leave. Oh but what a wave of disgust...

[havocmom]

1. Heavens! Is your tounge gonna be alright?

Don't know if I could have maintained decorum in your situation.

[ScrewyRabbit]

5. You're right

Almost bit it in half.

[Lorien]

2. I feel your pain

That's what I felt like when Kissinger came to visit our (animation) studio. The day Newt Gingritch visited, I called in sick! (I knew I couldn't bite my tongue for that fat bastard)!

[ScrewyRabbit]

3. I wish it had come with fair warning,

instead I'm face to face with this guy, and I'm thinking "You contributed to the Dem defeat and put this lunatic radical brother of yours in the White House." I had many indecent thoughts of crazy yelling that would've got me fired and changed nothing, except that I wouldn't have been able to pay my mortgage.

Yuk. I need to take a shower. And wish we had met in a bar instead of work.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Too bad you couldn't have mustered up

a nice fart, or something... :evilgrin:

[ScrewyRabbit]

6. Or urinated on his shoes

only to be tackled by a bunch of Secret Service dudes. (Or whatever that crowd of guys was standing around...still, everyone would've gotten wet!)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. You could've just said

you were so excited to see him that you temporarily lost bladder control (it's a problem that isn't covered on your sucky state health insurance)

[ScrewyRabbit]

8. LOL

Sorry, Jeb, Medicaid won't cover that when I retire, either!