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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 01:09 PM
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The Drive-Thru Lobotomy of All CAPTIONS!! (for cosmicdot)
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 01:11 PM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Boy. They call this the cradle of mankind. . . . But it doesn't look like a cradle. . . .
Well, I guess they just say all kind of things. . . . It sure is flat, though. . . . And long. . . . Damn. . . .
Flat and long. . . . Sure as shit is."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 01:21 PM
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1. Whew boy there sure is a whole lot of brush to clear here
but at least it's not hot like it gets back in Crawford this time of year.

Guide:It's WINTER here you pinhead! We have since enough not to come here, if we can help it, in the middle of the summer....only a real idiot would do something like that.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 01:26 PM
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2. Lessee...scrubby trees...flat...ugly...JUST LIKE HOME!!!
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Mr. Jinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 01:42 PM
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3. Check it out- bushes, trees and a shrub!
Too bad the bushes and trees don't get a ride....
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:44 PM
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4. W: so, this is bush country ... hey, why ya'll stopping ...
what's that? ... no, we don't want to go snipe hunting ... very funny, har har ... hey, ya'll think we'll see some animals, you know, doing it

Pickles: huhhuhuh ... Bushie said 'doing it'

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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:45 PM
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5. "i wonder where all those tiny bushmen are"
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:47 PM
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6. Hey, hand me my chain saw, boy.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 05:04 PM
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7. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon
Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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