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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:05 PM Original message |
**Pitching Woo** |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
1. I can't pick just one. ALL of the men here are worth flirting over |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
32. One, in particular! |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:55 PM Response to Reply #32 |
95. Damn you and your smoldering sexiness! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:59 PM Response to Reply #95 |
97. I just love having my sexiness referred to as "smoldering!" |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 02:03 PM Response to Reply #97 |
100. Your picture in the Gallery says it all. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
2. Tell me, are your legs tired... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:26 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. Ooh -- Canadians need ME to keep them warm! |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
38. Why yes. Yes, I do. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. I'd like to have breakfast with you.... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #4 |
42. A nudge will suffice. |
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FleshCartoon (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
5. I can't flirt. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:12 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Was your daddy in the Navy? Cause you sink my battleship! |
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FleshCartoon (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I said I talk dirty when I'm in the clutch. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:29 PM Response to Reply #8 |
46. Well, then, I'll just have to get you in my clutch! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #46 |
76. Stop scaring people with your Nutcracker |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. Nice RACK! |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:13 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Saaaay, is that an extra-wide SCSI in your pocket, |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
53. Nice nutsack! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
10. You have nice ankles. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:19 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. You have nice ankles. They'd be nicer around my neck. |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. HAHAHHAha!!! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:31 PM Response to Reply #14 |
55. You have nice knees. |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #55 |
70. You have a nice face. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:38 PM Response to Reply #70 |
72. Every pilot of love must eventually earn his wings. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
11. See my cold sore baby? Play your cards right and you'll have one |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:20 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Oh, sweet jeebus...that was wrong... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. smooth eh? |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Reply #31 |
49. That's almost as bad as the time one of my friends asked |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
57. Hey, baby. I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving: |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
12. Wanna get a pizza and fuck? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:33 PM Response to Reply #12 |
61. That's a good pizza... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
13. I have to call the police |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:33 PM Response to Reply #13 |
63. I have to call the police... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:54 PM Response to Reply #63 |
92. I have to call the police |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
17. Safe sex? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
64. Safe sex? |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
18. if I told you you had a beautiful body... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #18 |
65. Nice shoes. |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Aw cmon, be original, say yes- |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:23 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Is that from "Back To School"? |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. bzzz. NO!! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. A Beautiful Mind |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Bzzz WRONG!! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. I like your ass. |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:27 PM Response to Reply #26 |
37. What the hell. |
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wysimdnwyg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:26 PM Response to Reply #19 |
34. Lethal Weapon 2 |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:26 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Oh yeah...that's right! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. Woo-Hoo!! |
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wysimdnwyg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Reply #40 |
54. Aw, shucks ma'am. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. I forgot my phone number... |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #21 |
44. That's a classic! (nt) |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. I got $50 |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:25 PM Response to Reply #22 |
30. "I've got a hot-rod ford and a $2 bill - and I know a spot just over the.. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:36 PM Response to Reply #30 |
68. Hank Williams makes me hard. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
25. The last real pickup line that I used was on Mrs. Cat! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #25 |
69. Yeah, but Mrs. Cat's not here right now. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:48 PM Response to Reply #69 |
87. Hey, Disco Stu just wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing! |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. Dangit...I have a staff meeting... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:35 PM Response to Reply #27 |
67. Yeah. You've got a meeting with my staff. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
28. Was your daddy a butcher? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #28 |
77. You'd like to choke on my chicken? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
29. What's your favorite flavor of Jell-o?* |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
78. What's your favorite flavor of LOVE? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
39. do you believe in love at first sight? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:42 PM Response to Reply #39 |
81. Nice ass! |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
41. Hi, my name's Bill |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
43. Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:29 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. Another for the freeper-ettes: Hey...I got 1/2 my own teeth...wanna screw? |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
45. Here's one I actually heard used: |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
48. Is it hot in here? |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
50. Are you from Tennessee? You're the only "ten" I see! |
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tsakshaug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
51. Hi there |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
52. "How about a kiss for the road? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:31 PM Response to Reply #52 |
56. M*A*S*H*!!!!!!!! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:32 PM Response to Reply #56 |
59. You're mine, Dr. David!!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:38 PM Response to Reply #59 |
71. Even if I get all preachy in the last couple of seasons? |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:41 PM Response to Reply #71 |
80. You can preach ALL you want-- |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:43 PM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:49 PM Response to Reply #83 |
88. Good ol Hawkeye, |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
58. I'm Horny. Let's Fuck |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:33 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. I don't get it. What is it you're trying to say? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:38 PM Response to Reply #58 |
74. Hi, what's your name. Let's have sex. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
60. "Aw, my wife and child are upstairs sleeping. They'll never know." |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:35 PM Response to Reply #60 |
66. Oh, that's terrible!! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:38 PM Response to Reply #66 |
73. they went back to HER room silly!! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:59 PM Response to Reply #73 |
98. No, apparently this is what YOU did, matcom!!! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:43 PM Response to Reply #66 |
84. I really didn't say anything |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
75. “All those curves, and me with no brakes…” |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
79. DAMN BABE!! you got big TITS!! |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:43 PM Response to Reply #79 |
82. dont you mean... |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
85. "Well........................<points to crotch>.... |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:56 PM Response to Reply #85 |
96. You're so romantic. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 02:02 PM Response to Reply #96 |
99. I learned that one in the Navy. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 03:52 PM Response to Reply #99 |
102. Hé bien, ça ne se suçe pas, tu sais bien! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
86. You're out of uniform soldier! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:51 PM Response to Reply #86 |
91. LOVE that one!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:54 PM Response to Reply #91 |
93. Heck - I'd use it! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
89. Nice dress! |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
90. are you a democrat? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
94. Do you have any Irish in you? |
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Lestat (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
101. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
103. Not tonight! I'm in a flame war |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #103 |
104. That line made me "HOT"!! |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-09-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
105. I thought this |
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