Anyone wanna see my abnormally large wiener?

[Lestat]

It's thick and 12" long. :D

[terrya]

1. Oh. My. God. A. Foot. Long.

I...just don't know what to say. :-)

[Lestat]

2. ROFL.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. "Frank and Beans, Frank and Beans!"

nt

[elfwitch]

4. Doesn't look kosher to me...

If it ain't Hebrew National it ain't for me.

I'll sing a little song...
Hot dogs, kosher hot dogs
Hebrew National makes kosher hot dogs
they're the dogs Jews love to bite!

[Lestat]

5. You don't wanna nibble on my wiener?

:(

[elfwitch]

11. Not unless it has been inspected by a Rabbi first...

I only nibble in Jewish weiners.

[Lestat]

12. It's been inspected.

:)

[elfwitch]

13. If you can post your Brit Milah certificate...

than I might consider it.:evilgrin:

[LiberalVoice]

6. Dude, your Weiner looks gross!

But then again, I'll eat anything. :P

[Lestat]

7. It may look gross...

but it tastes fantastic. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. "Do you want mustard on your hot dog,

or are you a sauerkraut man?"

[htuttle]

9. Bah! Amateur!

Mine has seating for 6 and a kitchenette!

[Lestat]

10. I hold my head in shame.

[Misunderestimator]

14. I'm a bit too new here to have witnessed the sex threads....

but if this doesn't qualify as one, then :wtf: was I missing?!?

:)

[Kellanved]

15. nah -a cheap imitation

I like the authentic 1/2 meter Bratwurst better :P


Edit: This might even be one of the famous Sion 1 meter Brats.

[Lestat]

16. I weep.

:(

[Shananigans]

17. that looks like my last night's dinner...

Wait...that *IS* my last night's dinner. Were you spying on me??? And where's the salad?

[Lestat]

19. Ok...I confess...

I was peeping through your windows. ;) :)

[SOteric]

18. Tight little buns you've got there, too.