favorite moe from the simpsons line.....

[liberalitch]

Scene is the bowling alley when their team is competing against the church team (flanders/lovejoy).... and moe says: Look at 'em all smug over there.... just 'cuz none of them've been caught driving with no pants.

[underpants]

1. Power OFF Einstein!

After he knocks Homer out with a 2X4-the episode where the crayon is removed from Homer's brain and he suddenly becomes a genius.

[maxpower]

2. I like

When Marge has the dinner party and Flanders says he has PHD in mixology and Moe says "College Boy".

[liberalitch]

4. wasn't that the night homer...

put the laamp shade on his head and passed out on the cat?

[maxpower]

7. That's the one

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. "Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!"

When the rats from Barts factory all make a bee-line to Moe's

[liberalitch]

5. remember the panda bears in the back?

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Vaugely

It's been a while since I've seen that episode, but come to think of it I do remember it.

[nuxvomica]

6. "You know what I blame this on the downfall of?"

"Society!"

[peekaloo]

8. "Call this an unfair generalization but

old people aren't good at everything".

[jpgray]

9. They're on to us! Get him back to SeaWorld! (nt)

[sniffa]

10. when he taLks to fLanders after maude's funeraL

"y'know if if were you that died i'd be over here in a fLash, cuz your wife was hot"

then fLanders starts beating him

"that's it! Let it aLL out! send me to maude! i'm coming baby!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. Did you kill Mongomery Burns

Moe hooked up to lie detector machine -

Moe: I hated the old guy but I didn't kill him -

BING

Officer - he's clean. cut him loose.

Moe: Yeah, and hurry up I got a hot date tonight

BUZZZ

Moe: A date tonight

BUZZ

Moe: Dinner with friends

BUZZ

Moe: Dinner alone

BUZZ

Moe: Watching TV alone

BUZZ

Moe: Okay, okay, I'm going to go home and oogle the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog!

BUZZ

Moe: Sears catalog

BING!

[LynneSin]

14. DAMN you got it before me

:cry:

[LynneSin]

13. Favorite is from the "Who Shot Montgomery Burns"

They put Moe up to a Lie Detector test:

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! *buzz* Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him. *ding*
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. *buzz* A date. *buzz* Dinner with a friend. *buzz* Dinner alone. *buzz* Watching TV alone. *buzz* Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. *buzz* Sears catalog. *ding* Now would you unhook this already, please! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! *buzz*

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. great minds think alike

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