Alright, I Have To Ask - What's An Egg Fetishist?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Apparently Matt Drudge is one.

What the hell is it?

Someone who likes to have sex with eggs?

[matcom]

1. ask Underpants

he even bought 'tools' to help him with it :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. tools?

like a frying pan?

[matcom]

3. nope

he bought things that actually suck the wet, moist beauties right out of their shells!

:D

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. suck?

Hmm, now I'm confused as to whether this is a sex or food thread?

[underpants]

5. More like pump

[mark0rama]

6. Strangely, Drudge outed himself as an egg fetishist in 2000

http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npwed/

"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs," Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site... "He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

[flamingyouth]

7. Wow, he could get salmonella doing that

Talk about unsafe sex! :evilgrin:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

9. Oh, so THAT'S an egg fetishist

I hate it when people mix together food and sex. Two great things ruined by one gross combination.

Thinking more about the eggs, now. Smooth guys? Hairy guys? Poor hairy guys, what a mess. What a smell.

And even touching a guy covered in egg, why it would be like touching someone covered in....oh. I see. Nevermind.

[supernova]

8. I have never heard of this!

The things I learn at DU! :crazy:

[ForrestGump]

10. Can't make an omelette without smearing a few eggs

How do you think bread soaked in egg got to be called French toast? You know how those freedom-hating Europeeners can be.

Well, off to have a quick nog...

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. wasn't

french toast called french toast because the guy who first created it was named French?

[ForrestGump]

13. I just had to Google...

Only found this, on its etymology:

"French toast is from 1660"

And this:

""French toast" is not French: my grandmother always claimed it was a Scottish invention (plausible) and is properly called "eggy bread" (possible)."

[supernova]

12. I can think of

one particular omlette I'd like to make. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

14. Fancy an egg roll?

:D

[supernova]

16. Eggxactly

:D

[trof]

15. I was at a strip show in my youth.

New Orleans.
One of the young ladies had a unique (to me) talent.
She could somehow suck a peeled hard-boiled egg up her...um...fundamental orifice...and "spit"(?) it back out into the crowd.

The guy who caught one and ATE it was the hero of the evening.
This was a long time ago.
I have no excuse, and no, I didn't eat the egg.
:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Wow, I'm just familiar with that trick featuring ping-pong balls.

Who knew? :shrug:

[belladonna]

17. I once worked at a Comfort Inn and saw this for the first time

One guy checks in to the honeymoon suite, two girls with him. They go up to their room, then a little later, they come down and ask for directions to the nearest grocery store. The next day they check out and the maid goes into the room to find six empty cartons of eggs and eggs smeared all over the bed, all over the walls, in the shower, etc.

I had to go up there and take pictures of the damage and it looked to me as though they were using a food fight as foreplay. To each his own, but I hope he got his moneys worth after I charged his credit card for all the damage :D

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19. What! No "Pink Flamigoes" refrences?

Edie Massey as the "Egg Lady"?

[kodi]

20. beat me to it!

eggs! eggs!

[latebloomer]

21. "Egg man, egg man. . .

Bring me my eggies!!"