A joke

[RogueTrooper]

George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well,"
says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.
You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen
pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room.
"Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this,
please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not
your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a moment,

Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president
Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your
father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to
you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none
can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room
and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother
and father have a child and it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I
did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells
into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


from a friend.

[buddhamama]

1. cute

thanks!
Hi, Rogue :hi:
hope you are well!

[RogueTrooper]

2. Hey there how are you?

:hi:

I am indeed well. Got a new job and my arm has healed.

[buddhamama]

3. i am well, thanks.

i'm delighted to hear your good news.

congrats on the job!

you take care of yourself now, you hear!? :loveya:

[tjwash]

4. So Dubya decides to take the day off and go hunting...

...and grabs his rifle, and heads into the woods. He sees a bear come walking past, and unloads 8 shots toward him. After the smoke clears, the bear is standing right in front of him, and actually speaks! He says "Where you trying to shoot me?" Dubya stammers "um...um...no!" "Bullshit" the bear says, and throws Shrub around a log, and, well, has his way with him.

Now Bush is PISSED, and goes to the National Guard armory, and grabs an M-16, an AK-47, and several hundred rounds of ammo. He heads back into the woods, and hides. Sure enough after a little while the bear comes walking by, and *BAM* *POW* RATATATATTATATAT. The smoke clears, and the bear is once again standing there in front of him. "why you son of a..." the bear says, and once again, it's Bush against the log and...

NOW Shrubya is FURIOUS. He goes back to the armory, grabs more weapons, more ammo, hand grenades, c-4 explosives, flame throwers, and goes back into the woods he goes. after a little while the bear comes walking by, and *BAM* *POW* RATATATATTATATAT, *FOOM* *KAAAAPOOOOWW*. All the trees for miles around are destroyed, there is smoke everywhere, and as it finally clears, there is the bear, standing once again in front of him, shaking his head and says "your really not here for the hunting are you?"