"Sir...Drop the Chalupa..."

[Taverner]

Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.


http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040608%2F0727280003.htm&sc=1120&floc=NW_4-L2%20chalupa

[HEyHEY]

1. It was just a matter of time

:-)

[Lestat]

2. Oh no...

I'm gonna have to worry about this when (and if) I do decide to work at Taco Bell. :scared:

[HEyHEY]

6. I'll help you

DON'T WORK A TACO BELL!

[Lestat]

13. I'm not going to be picky where I work right now.

Jobs are very hard to come by these days. :grr: :(

[northofdenali]

3. OMG! Assault with a deadly chalupa!!

Death penalty, for sure :P

[Rick Myers]

5. He hit you with "mexican' food???

Uh oh...

If he'd of hit ya' with some hummus, we could'a got the death penalty...

(northofdenali: I was stationed at Galena back in 75-77... Greetings!)

[northofdenali]

8. Galena's cool. Nice people there.

We were working pipeline (ewwwwwwwwwww) stuff then.

Death penalty for hummus? I'd think a Big Mac would be more the death penalty weapon.

[Sirveri]

4. HANG 'EM HIGH BOYZ!

Texas has religion, revolting cocks are god!

[Rick Myers]

7. I remember that intro...

Must be a male strip show or somethin'...

:toast:

[Sirveri]

12. So you going over to Billy's, I think they've got a band or something...

tonight.

Yeah, I don't know what this cock thing is about though.

The version on Black Box I actually prefer over the one on the CD. The intro for both of them is still good though. On the Black Box compilation they start it out with samples from Deliverance.

[delete_bush]

9. Depends...

is the Chalupa the one that's deep fried, or is that the Gordito?

A soft taco is not a threat.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

10. Its legal to shoot someone attacking you with a chalupa

!

[HEyHEY]

11. "It was self defense your honour. What was I to do?"

He could have gotten southwest sauce in my eye!

[TexasMexican]

14. Whenever shit goes down at the local Taco Bell...

I always break a Taco on the table and get ready to slice the nearest threat.