HUGE BROWN SPIDER!!!!!

[BlondieK143]

HOW THE HELL DO I KILL IT?!?!? ADVICE PLEASE?!?!?!

[rucky]

1. Oh, now all the sudden she doesn't mind us drunk guys so much

[BlondieK143]

2. I'm being serious.

:( It's realllllly gross!!

[blackcat77]

3. A WMD? nt

[BlondieK143]

4. Awww come on!

Help!

[LastKnight]

5. ya know, im not a rocket scientist... but i would say...

smoosh it.

-LK

[BlondieK143]

7. I'm scared too! The last one my aunt killed in here...

she said that tiny other spiders came out of it! EECCKKK!!

[LastKnight]

8. better do it sooner rather than later then.

maybe you could smoosh it and grind it into the wall? i donno lol.

at least if you do it now... if it is carying little tiny spiders it wont be able to crawl in your mouth or something when your sleeping and let them out there... :evilgrin:

sorry, i had to

-LK

[BlondieK143]

10. That was nice.

Gee, thanks :)

[LastKnight]

12. anytime... also...

i HEARD (donno if its true), that the average person eats about 8 spiders a year in their sleep.... yummy

and thats just spiders alone.

-LK

[BlondieK143]

13. I've heard that too.

Not to mention the other bugs floating around.

[noahmijo]

6. Are you serious?

It's a friggin spider unless it's all black with a red hourglass like spot on its abdomen you've got nothin to worry about quit screeching like Paris Hilton after eating a brownie.

[leftistagitator]

35. Don't forget the Brown Recluse

That's a painful bite, although luckily I don't know that from experience. My brother was bitten by one near his eye in his sleep. He said it swelled up so much he couldn't open his eyelid. Here's a link with a pic and some info.
http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html
But as long as it's not this, or the afor mentioned pretty black spider, quit being a wuss. Although, personally, I'd just leave it alone. Spiders hunt annoying bugs and are pretty cool little creatures, leave it alone and it will most likely give you the same respect.

[BlondieK143]

36. I'm allowed to be a wuss.

I don't think the legs on that spider were that long, but it was that color. And it's okay to be a wuss about some things. Everyone has their fears, I'm just not a big fan of bugs. So, I'm owning up to my wusiness.

[noahmijo]

64. well I'll admit

If it was a scorpion I'd be screeching with you :)

[Sindawe]

9. Oh come on...

Its just a harmless little spider, what harm cou-"GAAHHHGGGGH!!!! *THUD*


Seriously though, just capture the beast in glass and turn her outside. She is more afraid of you than you are of her. And she does a needed job of keeping the bug population under control. It just like the lions and the gazelle.

[BlondieK143]

11. Capture her?

Oh hell no!

[Dover]

14. ...and I suppose if it was a WHITE spider you wouldn't be so scared!

:P lol! Sorry Blondie, couldn't resist playing the race card.

[BlondieK143]

15. Any kind of spider!

Hell,it could be the size of a pea and I'd still be afraid.

[TexasMexican]

16. Squash it or blast it with an airsoft gun

[gardenista]

17. Here's what you do.

Get a big, sturdy, clear glass.

Place the glass over the spider. This contains it.

Slide a piece of cardstock or other heavy but still pliable paper under the glass, under the spider. Got it?

Then, once the paper is completely covering the top of the glass, and the spider is completely contained, flip the whole thing over.

You are now carrying a spider in a container with a lid on it. Ok?

Now, go outside, and set the whole thing down on the ground. Carefully lift up the glass and RUN LIKE HELL back into the house, close the door, and tell us how it went.

[BlondieK143]

18. Oh god.

Um, okay?? But one problem.... iI lost where it went!!!

[rucky]

19. check up your pant leg

[BlondieK143]

20. Cute.

Very cute.

[the Kelly Gang]

21. the bigger the less dangerous..think of your karma !!

wil it out of the house..get a cat..that works !!

[BlondieK143]

22. Man! I wish I would've thought about that!

I would've brought the neighbor's kitten to work! I will try the karma thing though!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

23. Squash it with your tongue!

[BlondieK143]

24. Yummy!

:D

[Champ]

25. Step on IT!!!

USE YOUR SHOE!!! :D

Don't worry, I won't let no spiders get on you. :)

[BlondieK143]

26. I have on flip flops!!

NO WAY! Besides, don't know where the hell he ran off to??

[Champ]

27. You better go look for him

plus how do you know it's a he? I'm curious :)

[BlondieK143]

28. I dunno.

I just imagine me kicking it's ass and I'd rather kick a he's than a she's.

[Champ]

29. Is that right?

What kind of spider is it and did you see him again or is he still hiding out?

[BlondieK143]

31. He's still hiding.

But my aunt killed another one like him a few weeks ago and she said when she smushed him, hundreds of other spiders came out. That's what freaked me out so bad. That thing is huge!

[Champ]

32. Scary

I hate spiders, they give me chills up my back when I see a mean looking one. But I still manage to remain calm and get him. I feel bad for the insects I killed. :cry: During the daytime, there are alot of bees at the pool and when one gets near me I smack my hands together with the bee in the middle. It's just an instant reaction, but I don't worry about it. It's hot for them to sting.

[Champ]

30. Double post

[Guy_Montag]

33. How big is huge?

Big enough that if you try to stand on it, it will run off with you on its back?

[BlondieK143]

34. Aren't you cute.

:P

[Champ]

37. Your alive?

I was beginning to get worried. I thought the spider may have ate you! :cry:

[BlondieK143]

38. Nope.

Hope he's hiding somewhere still. Not really looking for him. :(

[Champ]

39. He's still lurking around?

Hey you may have found a new pet. Did you think of trying to pet him, I think he's shy and scared. :)

[BlondieK143]

40. What the fuck ever!

I'm not touching that thing!!!!

[Champ]

41. Hahahahaha

Keep me updated on the whole spider situation. I'm intrigued by it. :) Any big plans for FRIday?

[BlondieK143]

43. Hell.

I don't get off of work until 9:30 this morning, get to go home and sleep for about 4 hours, then I have to be in here from 3-9 tonight. So if I'm not too exhausted, we might go out. More than likely I'll end up going home and passing out. YOu?

[Champ]

44. Sounds rough

I got me signed up for the SAT online, (my test date is Oct. 6th) thing was it costed $50. I only had $15 so I had to sell my autographed Rob Moore Rookie Card for about $75 to my friend who collects cards. That was Thursday, Friday.. I'll probaly wake up around 11-12 or so and probaly go swimming in the afternoon, plus she said she'll come around Friday so maybe I'll see her. :shrug: Then probaly play a little basketball and then probaly go out and look for something to do.

[BlondieK143]

46. Sounds like fun!

Sorry you had to sell your card though, that sucks. Hang in there though, it's good that you're taking the test! Hope things work out with her!

[Champ]

48. It's not bad

The way I look at it, If I'm successfull on this test I'll put myself in a position where I'll probaly be able to buy 10 of those cards. Thanks and I hope everything works out with you as well. :hug:

[BlondieK143]

49. Thanks.

:)

[Champ]

50. Your welcome.

:)

[Guy_Montag]

42. But he'll be nice & furry, just like a kitten.

All he needs is a big :hug: from a pretty girl. Who knows he might transform into a handsome prince.

[BlondieK143]

45. Yeah right!

My luck wouldn't be that good. :( Because apparently I'm not good enough for men tonight anyways. :(

[Champ]

47. Oh your alwayssss good enough for me

What'd they do tonight? :(

[BlondieK143]

51. Ugh.

Here I was thinking that he'd be happy to talk to me since he was out of the field for his little break. Well, he was. Called me when he first got out and I told him I'd call when I got to work. Called at about 11 and from 11-2 we were talking on and off because he and the boys in his barracks were drinking, playing the guitar, and being their normal obnoxious selves. Well, he kept hanging up on me. A little annoying but no big deal. The last time he didn't call me back so I called him and was like "Are you going to keep hanging up on me all night?" (you could tell I was joking) and he hung up on purpose. No big deal. So he calls back and ALL I say is "If you're hanging out with the guys, I'll let you go so you all can catch up." (thinking that this is REALLY NICE OF ME). He says "What do you mean by that? I'm not WITH anyone" and hangs up again. WTF??? Sorry, that was long. But it just annoyed me. I mean, I guess it's just the alcohol talking? :(

[Champ]

52. That's interesting

It wasn't that long, I've sent you longer posts then that. Maybe you'll get an explanation next time you speak. :shrug: Sorry about that and maybe it was that, but (I'm not speaking towards you or anyone close to you but in general) I really can't stand obnoxiousness, that and immaturity turns me off. When I drink (not that I do or anything) I usually just kick back and relax, sometimes I even play basketball. I've been told I play better and more aggressive defensive when I am.

AhhhH!!!! My dog Kiki (brown and white one) stole my pizza!! :argh:

[BlondieK143]

53. It's just how they are.

Actually, normally if/when he drinks, he's extra polite. Like he'll ask me to wait outside if someone is causing trouble, etc. It's cute the way he's protective. I just don't know WHAT the hell was going on tonight. I mean, they've been in the field for 10 days being hot, sweaty, and smelly with each other. I don't know if he just needed to release or what. :shrug:

Awww! How cute!!

[Guy_Montag]

54. You know what happens if you put a group of male rats in a cage

together, well the same thing happens with blokes. They start chasing girl rats again as soon as some are added to the cage so it seems to be temporary.

You never did say how big the spider was.

[BlondieK143]

56. I hope so.

:( Guess it would be his loss but it would still really hurt.

It was pretty damn big. Honestly, the size of three quarters put in like a triangle thing.

[Champ]

55. It's probaly just that

I know but I've been turned off by it from seeing my dad and grandpa drunk all the time. I seen the thread you posted earlier, and I once had a friend who was about 21 who would take a piss by the basketball courts in the middle of the afternoon screaming "bullshit!" it was funny to watch but you know what I'm trying to stay right? I mean you'll never see Wes Clark do something like that.

[BlondieK143]

57. That's true.

Everyone has their moments. I've done some pretty crazy things drunk, including peeing in public. Guess it's just one of the hazards of drinking. :shrug: But sometimes it's pretty damn funny!

[WLKjr]

58. Maybe try this

Get a zippo candle lighter and burn the hell out of it. It should shrivel really quick and not leave a gooey mess.

[BlondieK143]

59. Ooooh!!

That's a good idea! If I see it again, I'm toasting it's ass! THANKS!!!

[jukes]

60. throw it into boiling water

serve w/drawn butter and a lemon slice.



spider, scorpion, crayfish, shrimp, lobster: all variations of a theme.


:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

61. Oh that's just wrong!!

But thanks anyway! :)

[Spider Jerusalem]

62. The short answer is, you don't.

The slightly longer answer: only small spiders are poisonous, so you've nothing to worry about; spiders are actually beneficial creatures, because they eat OTHER insects. There's a superstition that says it's bad luck to kill a spider; this probably originates from the fact that spiders eat nasty little things that cause disease.

I do not understand this irrational and borderline psychotic aversion to arachnids so many people have (I've seen it in several ex-girlfriends; they'd see a spider and shriek "KILL IT!", at which I'd just look at them, shake my head, pick the spider up and deposit it outside).

[LynneSin]

63. I have no spiders - I have Evita the Batkiller

she's killed spiders too

[ET Awful]

65. Yeah, but if she hadn't killed the bat, the bat could kill the spiders :)

n/t

[boobooday]

66. Squash it

We had to kill a rattlesnake up here the other day.

I hate to, but it was too close to the house.

Very sad.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Liberal Veteran]

67. Big book....

Drop it from 3 feet over the spider.

End of problem.