Pat Robertson prays for deaths in Supreme Court, State Dept.

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from Whitehouse.org

REVEREND PAT ROBERTSON, PILLAR OF PATRIOTIC CHRISTIAN LOVE, UNVEILS GODLY SEVEN-POINT PLAN TO SAVE AMERICA THROUGH GOVERNMENTAL ANNIHILATION
Statement by Rev. Pat Robertson: Assoc. Director, Presidential Prayer Team
REVEREND PAT ROBERTSON: Good morning. Thank you, thank you. It's my great honor to have accepted the President's invitation to address you all from his personal pulpit on this beautiful autumn Sunday. Now inasmuch as my beloved organization, the Christian Coalition of America, not only bankrolled George W. Bush's campaign, but now also dictates the whole of administration policy, the Commander in Chief is eager for me to set the record straight on a few things.

Recently, the news media has accelerated its long-running campaign to undermine right-wing fundamentalist domination. They are doing this by taking statements of mine out of context, and shamelessly twisting their meaning. Specifically, they are attempting to insinuate that my ideas to nuke the State Department and browbeat Jesus into murdering Supreme Court Justices are somehow unpatriotic. My friends, this could not be any further from the truth.

Anyone who knows me knows that it is in fact because of my intense patriotism and love of people that I work actively to see God's vicious anger dispensed upon anyone who would dare stand in the way of my television network reaping billions in tithes from unemployed trailer-dwelling pre-teen mothers. And that is why today, I trust that by presenting my ideas in their proper context – as part of my comprehensive seven-step plan to save America – that the good Christian people of this country will lift their heads up and bellow, "Amen, brother Pat!"


PAT'S SEVEN-STEP PLAN TO SAVE AMERICA FROM NON-FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN TRASH
Working in partnership with my millionaire televangelist brethren, slowly but steadily lull our despised and inferior political and religious opposition into weak, pathetic complacency through a steady diet of feigned tolerance and empty feel-good rhetoric!
Summon the Lord's mighty thunderbolts of bloody vengeance to righteously smite U.S. State Department closet pinkos, but instead of resorting to showy Iron Age meteorological phenomena, which have proved annoyingly ineffective at killing bureaucrats who never go outside, let them be instead splattered into sanguine plumes of flesh-frying nothingness by Samsonite suitcase nukes!

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1. I wonder if Pat gets visits from the FBI

...when these things are made public.

On edit: Oh, I get it! It's a satire! Please tell me it's a satire!

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2. Pat now owns the FBI

now that he has Bush in the Whitehouse

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Dot org; it's a spoof. Although in this case, he or Falwell really said

something just like this.

[Zuni]

4. I know

Yes, he did pray for Federal judges to die so Bush could pack their ranks with fundamentalists

[Zuni]

5. check out Whitehouse.org

there is hilarious stuff on the website

[loftycity]

6. With Pat's luck his prayer's will be answered Scalia and Thomas

drop dead. Keep praying Pat!
The hurricane hit his building last year and he's on a roll!

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Funny how he never wishes death upon any murderous African dictators

Unless their countries have no mining interests.
Robertson's a pig, plain and simple. I know I'm supposed to judge not and all that, but the guy is a fucking scumbag. Getting rich off of religion, stealing money from poor saps, sticking his nose in govt. affairs, propping up dictators for profit in the name of Ameri-Christ, regarding any belief that does not fit his narrow-minded (and utterly wrong) vision of Christianity. I would like to think there is a particularly warm place in Hell waiting for him.

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8. Wasn't he real tight with Mobutu?

I heard he opposed every effort to put sanctions on Mobutu, even after the Rwanda-Congo mess started.

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Yep-

He also supported the dictator of Zambia (whose name escapes me now) who turned the country into a theocracy. All non-Christian churches were outlawed, as was all secular media. Patty Boy then trotted him out on the 700 Club, proclaiming that that's the way America should be. What a fucknut.