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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:23 PM
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Woman Sticks Fork In Her Boyfriend - Says, "Your Done" - Arrested
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A playful lunchtime jest between lovers turned ugly yesterday when a woman repeatedly jabbed her boy friend with a fork, said police.

Nora Dattilo, 39, was arrested by officers from the Mid-Island's 122nd Precinct inside 293 Poultney St., Midland Beach, and charged with second-degree assault, said police.

"She stuck a fork in me and said, 'You're done,'" said the boy friend, William Sohmer. The attack took place inside his residence.

A police spokesman said the man's injuries were minor.

Sohmer, 48, insisted the two were joking around while eating lunch, but things escalated out of control, with Ms. Dattilo jabbing him four times with a fork.

http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1086961685200470.xml
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:25 PM
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1. Tsk tsk tsk. Too rare. No gastronomical class at all.
</hannibal>
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:29 PM
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3. Actually, boyfriend tartare
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 12:30 PM by Spinzonner
BTW, which is the correct fork for that ?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:26 PM
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2. WTF? n/t
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:33 PM
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4. oh yeah. impaling your boyfriend is just the playful thing to do.
what's not the get???!!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:41 PM
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5. Thank GOD she didn't have one of these
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:45 PM
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6. "A playful lunchtime jest"
Yeah, that's what it sounds like a playful lunchtime jest gone wrong.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:50 PM
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7. I just read this story to my wife
She's still laughing. Guess I have to stay on my toes....

:-)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 12:53 PM
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8. Or get some chain-mail
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 12:53 PM by Spinzonner
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 01:03 PM
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9. Don't give her any good ideas... stupid
;) (j/k)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 11:18 PM
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12. She Already Has a Whip....
:-)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 01:04 PM
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10. That brings a whole new meaning to eating out your boy/girl-friend.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 01:10 PM
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11. I'm bad, I laughed
Neither of them sounds like their heads are screwed on too tight.

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Lifting up the left sleeve of his shirt, Sohmer revealed four tiny puncture wounds, each sealed with stitches. He said there were others, but did not show them.
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I wanna know where those others are!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 12:04 AM
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13. I laughed too.
:7
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-04 12:05 AM
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14. having sausage? n/t
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