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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:44 PM
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Free Republic Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Freeper couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Freeper said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" So, the couple saw another doctor to get a second opinion.

This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:45 PM
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1. Ba doom boom tsss!
:)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:46 PM
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2. haha....hahah...LMAO. nt
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cprise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:46 PM
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3. ha
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:46 PM
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4. As a moderator...
I should probably not have laughed at this.






But I did.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:48 PM
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5. shame on you!
LOL
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:49 PM
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6. Heeeeeee
You are too funny. *big smooches*
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:57 PM
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7. Emailing to everyone on my list..........................
:spank: :spank: ROFL!!!
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