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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:51 PM
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Free Republic Wedding Night
This freeper couple get married. They go back to the motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says,

"Be gentle with me; I'm a virgin."

At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened.

"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:00 PM
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1. Very old, but lovable East Texas Joke...
Heard it when I was a teenager. Love it then, love it now! Thanks for posting it!:toast:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:03 PM
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2. *snort*
You're on a roll today honey.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:04 PM
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3. Do you know difference between a FReeper and a bucket of shit?
A bucket:)
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:07 PM
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4. You know how you get a FReeper off of his sister?
Turn on the NASCAR race:)
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:27 PM
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5. Do you know how to circumcise a freeper?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:31 PM
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6. A modified West Virginia joke...
How does a freeper mom know her daughter is having a period... pop's and son's underwears have bloodstains in the front.
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