Caption: Royal baby gets flushed down the pan

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1. After a lunch of barritos, W. has fallen aslessp in the Oval

Office and is dreaming: "Geez. I hate holy water. Ever since we broke into Midland First Catholic and drank about a quart a piece 'cause Herby Handcock said if we drank a lot of it, we'd have magic powers and can turn people into unicorns and ogress. . . all I got was really bloated!. . . Geez. . . . I just knew Herby was making it up . . . and I told him so the next day in Senior Math."

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2. W. is still dozing in the Oval Office and his dreams have come round

once again to the baptism: "Geez. What is it? 'Don't throw the baby out with the soda crackers'? . . . Naw, that doesn't sound right . . . Maybe 'You fool me twice and you gotta drink bath water'? . . . Naw, that's not it . . . Maybe . . ."