Have You Ever Milked A Cow?

[arwalden]

Poll question: Have You Ever Milked A Cow?

By hand... the old-fashioned way?

-- Allen (moo!)

[bearfan454]

1. Nope, never have

[Deja Q]

2. No...

And to keep the thread clean, I ain't sayin' anything else... O8)

[arwalden]

3. Too Late...

By the fact that you've made a point to mention that you're not mentioning something, you have in effect, mentioned it. You planted the idea that something dirty was possible and immediately our minds start scanning our database of dirty interpretations and double entendres.

You're very naughty... you know that don't you? I think I have you pretty well figured out. :hi:

-- Allen

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. No, but I've artificially inseminated one.

It's disgusting. Not something I recommend. But when you have small hands, the farm guys like to make you do stuff they don't want to do by telling you your hands will fit, but theirs won't.
Duckie

[arwalden]

6. Oh That's A Lovely Mental Image...

WAIT! Stop! Say no more... no details please. I fear that my imagination might not be as awful as the real thing.

Just allow me to be mildly disgusted with what I've imagined... you don't have to paint the whole picture for me and make me INCREDIBLY disgusted.

Love,
Allen

[StClone]

5. I quit after two years

It wasn't my bag.

Trump ding.

[swag]

7. I have only milked a cat

[arwalden]

8. I'm Afraid To Ask...

... but how does one milk a cat? (I know, I know... "very carefully.")

-- Allen

[benburch]

9. Sex thread. Locking.

FAKE OUT!

[I thought so.]

10. I milked a goat for awhile.

My friends had to leave and they wanted to keep her wet. It wasn't too hard and my dog loved the milk.

[tigereye]

11. yes when I was a kid growing up in a rural area

it is a very weird sensation

[arwalden]

13. Very interesting.

I'm pleased to see that *this* thread meets with your approval and that it isn't such a dumb question. :hi: <wink>

-- Allen

[the Kelly Gang]

12. no, why ? milk comes in bottles