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[cosmicdot]

Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle and his wife Marilyn pay tribute to former U.S. President George H. W. Bush who is shown applauding (2nd R) with his wife Barbara (R) and his son, U.S. President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush (L) during the former president's 80th birthday party at Minute Maid baseball Stadium in Houston, June 12, 2004. Thousands of supporters helped the Bush family celebrate the birthday at the baseball stadium before the former president goes skydiving on June 13. REUTERS/Jason Reed

Poppy is thinking: glad I'm not picking up the tab for this stadium - we haven't paid for anything all my life, and we're not going to start now ... hope no one takes a picture of all the empty seats ... gotta get that Reuters guy to make sure to use 'thousands' ... tie in that thousand points light BS or something ...

((all of Poppy's "gds" used in his thoughts were deleted because of their frequency))

[Fenris]

1. Man, Quayle is smaller than I imagined.

How'd he find a wife that size?

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Good thing I've practiced zen all my life. When I get

to events like this, I just turn the dial to 'Half-Past Nothing' and zone. . . . Cool."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Mount Shitmore.

[BringEmOn]

4. Dumb, dumber, and dumberer.